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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Fatties...
    #3355003 - 11/13/04 09:26 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever noticed that the average obese person, when faced with a task will assess it, and do it in which ever method makes less work for them?

A scenario. Some sort of emergency is happening, and a rescuer is running toward a fattie, and the fattie is walking toward the rescuer. Now the fattie assesses the situation, and decides to stop walking, knowing the rescuer will come to him/her. Saving them a couple steps.

Fatties are always the ones that ask you to get them something from the kitchen, they won't get up and get it themselves, because that would be work...

Now I know there are some tubby bitches out there that try and make an effort, but for the most part, fat people are lazy. They think about there plan of action, and do it in the manner that means less work.

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Edited by funkymonk (11/13/04 09:33 AM)

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InvisibleTenaciousFloyd
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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355008 - 11/13/04 09:29 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

wtf

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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355017 - 11/13/04 09:36 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Don't forget the Jews, Blacks, and Hispanics! :smirk:

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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355019 - 11/13/04 09:37 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

lol thats sum crazy shit.

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InvisibleTenaciousFloyd
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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355032 - 11/13/04 09:43 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I'm the laziest guy in the world and I'm skinny as fuck.

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Re: Fatties... [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
    #3355042 - 11/13/04 09:46 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

You're too lazy to eat?


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Re: Fatties... [Re: ivi]
    #3355043 - 11/13/04 09:46 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355045 - 11/13/04 09:47 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I'm skinny as hell too. This post is up there with generalizing every other type of human being on earth. Come on, eat some mushrooms.

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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355053 - 11/13/04 09:48 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Fatties... [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
    #3355163 - 11/13/04 10:21 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TenaciousFloyd said:
I'm the laziest guy in the world and I'm skinny as fuck.




no, I'm the laziest guy in the world, and I too am skinny as fuck

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Re: Fatties... [Re: OJK]
    #3355170 - 11/13/04 10:23 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

im in between and i'm skinny as fuck. But i'm starting to put a little chub on cause I grub so much and so unhealthyly. Why is everything that is so bad for you so good? But i'm still skinny as fuck.


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Invisibledamnnation
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Re: Fatties... [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3355245 - 11/13/04 10:48 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

most fatbodies i know are usually hard working. not like me, who's skinny as hell and usually too stoned and/or lazy to do anything that require going to the kitchen or outside.

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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: Fatties... [Re: damnnation]
    #3355256 - 11/13/04 10:51 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

No, your wrong.
Fatties can sense when there being observed, and upon that initial sensation, they make it appear like there working hard. I ensure you the moment you turn your head, they stop. But don't try to trick them, there a wily bunch. And are known to breath heavy and sweat alot when confronted.

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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355459 - 11/13/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever noticed that the average skinny person spends way too much time analyzing fatties?


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Re: Fatties... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3355467 - 11/13/04 11:50 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

A true to life recreation of that scenario:
A fattie that i grew up with (and am still friends with) fell down in the road when walking home from elementary school one day.
So i stood there and told him to get up.
he cried abut his ankle...and wouldn't get up.

After about 5 minutes lying in the road, i kicked him and walked off.

Turning around about 100 yards down the road, i saw him being hoisted up and helped over to the curb....where he began to walk fucking FINE.

Least energy expended.
You sir, are a skilled observer.

Fatties make great delivery drivers tho. :thumbup:


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Re: Fatties... [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3355480 - 11/13/04 11:53 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

in that case id be an awesome driver!


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Re: Fatties... [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3355534 - 11/13/04 12:06 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Randolph Carter said:
After about 5 minutes lying in the road, i kicked him and walked off.





haha im sorry thats great

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Re: Fatties... [Re: Yarry]
    #3355556 - 11/13/04 12:10 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Go punch a fatty today.


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Re: Fatties... [Re: nonoman]
    #3355576 - 11/13/04 12:14 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

i love your avatar


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Re: Fatties... [Re: Yarry]
    #3355587 - 11/13/04 12:17 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Being a keen observer of obese people, it goes without saying that I enjoy talking with them. The way they trail off, due to shortness of breath, at the end of sentances, always has me on the edge of my seat waiting for that elusive next syllable. Having many conversations with all these tubby bitches, has got me familiar with there thought process, and conversation tactics.

I've noticed that the 'active' fatties will never fail to mention there most recent attempt at exercise, or the last carrot stick they ate. I mean, ok, good work, but your still fat. It's like they know there heavy, big boneded, and husky, and they feel bad about it. But telling me about the 2 crunches and 8 jumping jacks you did isn't making you any healthier.

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