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InvisibleThorA
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Wow - Crazy story from work..
    #3344919 - 11/11/04 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So I'm a travel agent, this guy walks in asking for rates to Moscow.. He's mumbling about how he's not feeling well, he even puts his head on the counter for a little bit.

Then he sits up and casually lays a $20 bill on the counter, then he says "I need to take my prescription"... So he pulls out a pill, puts it under the $20 bill and then crushes it into powder!

My jaw drops as I see the powder after he removes the $20 and I see him now making a line with his key chain.. My jaw drops even more when he rolls the $20 bill and snorts a line!!

Then he looks up and says "I have a prescription for that, its Oxycontin"..

He then proceeds to wipe the counter and I give him a price and he walks out..

WOW. I think that was the single funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire work career. Fucking classic  :thumbup: :grin:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3344928 - 11/11/04 02:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That's great... hehe

Drug users at their best.. or worst.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3344933 - 11/11/04 02:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Did he buy a package to Moscow?


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: uno]
    #3344940 - 11/11/04 02:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fuckin wicked man. Too bad you were working, you could have asked him to bust you out a line of oxy, hehehe. Priceless!!! I'm crackin the fuck up.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3344945 - 11/11/04 02:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol, I'm taking travel classes. hows the job? pm me, i could use some info. ICTA just send boring magazines. Corporate or lesuire travel? Due they use Apollo or Saber or something else up there? :mushroom2:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3344950 - 11/11/04 02:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

your a fucking travel agent and you couldnt make it to az..

man... I cant believe I still talk to you.

:wink:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3344952 - 11/11/04 02:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wonder why he wants to go to Russia.... :tongue:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3345028 - 11/11/04 03:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Randolph Carter said:
I wonder why he wants to go to Russia.... :tongue:




He's got a mail order bride and she wants to go back to visit the family, and probably kill the guy nice and quiet back in Russia.

He didn't book, thankfully he just left cause I was leaving anyhow.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345126 - 11/11/04 03:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


wow thats absolutely absurd!


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345290 - 11/11/04 04:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Could it be you might look like the sort of person who had seen this sort of thing before and he just felt comfortable nonchalantly doing it in front of you?

Even so, that is might weird to be doing that so casually. I wonder what all that guy is on?


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #3345342 - 11/11/04 05:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mndfreeze said:
your a fucking travel agent and you couldnt make it to az..

man... I cant believe I still talk to you.

:wink:




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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345601 - 11/11/04 08:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he just needed a warm place and a good flat surface to make a line and snort it hehe :lol:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: stefan]
    #3345610 - 11/11/04 08:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That is amazing ... I also work at a travel agency and have never seen anything like that happen.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345635 - 11/11/04 08:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That's just craziness! :lol:


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3345665 - 11/11/04 08:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

did you scrape up the leftovers?  :grin:

i know a few people that are serious oxy heads and i wouldnt put it past them to randomly bust out a line on someones desk in a place of business.

good story hehehe

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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: angryjslice]
    #3345669 - 11/11/04 08:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

"I gotta a perscription for that"....I gotta use that sometime.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345723 - 11/11/04 09:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Weird.

I work for a major photographics processor. I always see cocaine at work, it seems like everyone there uses it. Little key bumps dropped in the bathroom and residue on some tables. Its the drug of choice for businessmen around here.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3345774 - 11/11/04 10:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wow that's absolutely hillarious.

Organic, you need to get me an application for wherever you work. :thumbup:

You too Thor.


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Thor]
    #3346046 - 11/11/04 12:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he didn't even bother cutting you a line?


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Re: Wow - Crazy story from work.. [Re: Jellric]
    #3348462 - 11/11/04 09:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jellric said:
Could it be you might look like the sort of person who had seen this sort of thing before and he just felt comfortable nonchalantly doing it in front of you?

Even so, that is might weird to be doing that so casually. I wonder what all that guy is on?




Oh god no, I look very straight laced, you'd never know my secret life :wink:


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