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 Sterile
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 The Dicks Of Life 
#334222 - 06/04/01 06:11 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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I believe that Mushrooms look like dicks because they are the ones that show you the path you have to walk through, to obtain infinite life. Just like normal dicks give life.
YOU WANNA GET HIGH
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The Source Of The Force
Is The Power Of The Mind
"if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary"
Anno: "-I can do anything with those clouds!"
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greypoe
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 Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Sterile]
#334546 - 06/04/01 11:26 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe shrooms look like dicks because there life is one sexual experience, once the cock gets big enough it starts sheding tears all over :D
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 Jenny
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Loc: Columbus, OHIO
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Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Sterile]
#334643 - 06/05/01 12:43 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fungi's been around a lot more than you have, so maybe penis' wanted to look like mushrooms 
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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.
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Sterile
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Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Jenny]
#334832 - 06/05/01 03:08 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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How do you know?
Do you know that recently archaeologists found in my country(Greece) a human skeleton 11.000.000 years old?(which was homo-erectus + homo-sapiens)(=standing+thinking)
Which means human history is MUCH more than what scientists untill now had in mind. Anyway i dont care which is older , since i believe that those 2 dicks are deeply associated and do the same job.They could appear coinsidently too!
YOU WANNA GET HIGH
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The Source Of The Force
Is The Power Of The Mind
"if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary"
Anno: "-I can do anything with those clouds!"
Annos Tek
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Chonger
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Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Jenny]
#334963 - 06/05/01 08:54 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've noticed the greeks have a lot of significance associated with penis's.
I know there was an ancient god or demi god that always had an errection. I dont think he was the penis god or anything, but flsdkflksfjdsfsf
peace
Its in your heart, its in your art, your beauty.
Even in this world of lies, theres purity.
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Beatnik
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Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Chonger]
#334969 - 06/05/01 09:07 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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That would be because of the requirement that men be gay. Im serious women were considered sub human, you married them and you screwed them but you you were aloud to fuck guys and it wasnt cheeting, it often occured in the military camps.
Support the FSR! or the smilie gets it! 
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Sterile
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Re: The Dicks Of Life [Re: Beatnik]
#335155 - 06/05/01 02:30 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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...and still does!!! :))))))))
YOU WANNA GET HIGH
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The Source Of The Force
Is The Power Of The Mind
"if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary"
Anno: "-I can do anything with those clouds!"
Annos Tek
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