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OfflineDMTelepath
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turkey and mustard? plus women questions
    #3339811 - 11/10/04 01:06 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I'm about to make a sandwich and i'm wondering if turkey and mustard go together well? I don't want to have to waste a sandwich if it isn't good. On a sidenote i have some women questions and comments. Earlier i was with my best friend/girlfriend laying in her bed cuddling and whatnot, half naked, and she's like "you're such a tease". I laughed out loud and asked what she was talking about. It then came to me that she wanted sex! I'd been wanting sex for the past few days, but didn't know if she was ready or not. How the hell do i tell if a girl wants sex, and isn't showing very obvious signs (not including cuddling and kissing and groping)? She said "i might just have to rape you" and i said "be my guest", so everything went well but.......i need to know!!! Help?


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Me, Myself, and GOD

Edited by DMTelepath (11/10/04 01:35 AM)

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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3339843 - 11/10/04 01:20 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

quit talking about munchies, I need to go smoke first, then get more later, to full on beer.......................

Edited by skunk78395 (11/10/04 01:20 AM)

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OfflineDMTelepath
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: Skunk420]
    #3339883 - 11/10/04 01:37 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Should i just not look for signs and do my own thing, undress her myself and all that? Or should i just wait until she's downlright ready to rape me? Teasing is so much fun, it makes me go over the edge, and it makes women i've been with go over the edge. Entice her and give he soft teases, you won't regret it! :laugh:


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Offlinekadakuda
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3339903 - 11/10/04 01:45 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

milk, milk

lemonade

around the corner fudge is made.

thank you peter.


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Edited by kadakuda (11/10/04 03:23 AM)

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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3340418 - 11/10/04 06:54 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Mustard on a turkey sandwich is the sole condiment i use. I highly recommend it.

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OfflineTurd
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3340540 - 11/10/04 07:57 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

bread, turkey, cheese, mustard

recipe for happiness

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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: Turd]
    #3340571 - 11/10/04 08:16 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

thanksgiving turkey sanwich recipe:

(not just for the adventurous)

place turkey on slice of bread

schmear with cranberry sauce

put some stove top stuffing on that bitch (pardon my french)

hold the mustard

hold the mayo

delicately balance second slice of bread on top

smoosh with hands

consume


WOMEN (alternate recipe):

tease tease tease...

undress her in incriments, one extra peice of clothing at a time

invite your secratary over when you finally get to the panties.

(any other female friend will do if youve not a secratary)

smoosh with hands

consume


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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OfflinePenguin
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: Todcasil]
    #3340680 - 11/10/04 08:59 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

mustard goes good with everything!

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