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a special unitarian joke
    #3338856 - 11/09/04 09:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

heard this from lake wobegone MN this saturday...
wanted to pass it on to my dad somehow, he just loved unitarian jokes...

"the unitarian society wishes to announce bibler study tonight at 7:30...
please bring bibles and scissors..."


(miss you dad...)

old enough to know better
not old enough to care

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Re: a special unitarian joke [Re: gnrm23]
    #3338958 - 11/09/04 10:18 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Why can't Unitarians sing?

Because they're always flipping ahead in the hymn book to see if they agree with it.


"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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Re: a special unitarian joke [Re: gnrm23]
    #3339110 - 11/09/04 10:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

what do you get when you cross a unitarian with a jehova witness? somebody who knocks at your door for no apparent reason :smile:

i just remembered your bro and his wife - you've got a great family, you're a lucky guy.

hugs and blessings

Everything is better than it was the last time.  I'm good.

If we could look into each others hearts, and understand the unique challenges each of us faces, I think we would treat each other much more gently, with more love, patience, tolerance, and care.

It takes a lot of courage to go out there and radiate your essence.

I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too.  If you was there, and we just knew you cared too.

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