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OfflineSilven
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Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker
    #3337606 - 11/09/04 04:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

So, uh the last few months I have been recieving a lot of training for my job and all that ensues with that, pay increase, job responsibilities, PEOPLE UNDER ME.

Well I don't really care about the money and the responsibilities make my job seem more important now that I'm possibly going to be in charge of our ISO certification.. but the biggest bonus to the whole deal is that a new secretary position will  be opening under me as my time will be devoted to more hands on projects and planning for our ISO certification..

The 19 year old girl that is being hired is absolutely GORGEOUS.  She just came back into town from auditioning for some television commercial and is "really looking forward to working closely with me" as she put it. :eek:

So next week should be pretty damn SWEET at work.  It just makes me realize that life isn't as bad as I always say it is.. it's the small things.. or perhaps the big things (if you know what I mean :thumbup:) that really make life worth while.. well, that and thongs and small bikinis.


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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OfflinePhishgrrl
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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: Silven]
    #3337615 - 11/09/04 04:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Haha! Nice- just don't get in trouble!


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In the strangest of places if you look at it right...



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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3337630 - 11/09/04 04:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thats awesome, congradulations on the promo. Good luck with your secretary :smile:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: beejay]
    #3337859 - 11/09/04 05:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i love beautiful women...

and sometimes they love me!

i just got a promotion also, it is a pretty sweet deal to realize that you just may be important :smile:

AND the girl thing is good too


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: Silven]
    #3337873 - 11/09/04 05:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Remember...

Nothing says "Good work!" like a firm, open handed slap on the behind

:grin:


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: Boom]
    #3340474 - 11/10/04 09:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thank you all. :smile: 

I'm probably still not of any importance and could just be fired on a whim since I work in a corporation (AKA: Evil spawn of the earth), but it pays the bills and keeps me occupied.. well no, it just pays the bills, I could keep myself occupied either way even if I didn't work.  Hobbies and interesting things are easy to come by.  As metallica says, boredom sets into the boring mind.

Booooooom I like how you think.. though I better get to know her a bit better before I just hand out open praise like that, she has to earn it. :wink: 

Well, that and the chance of a sexual harrassment case against me. :lol:

- Silven


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Ohhhhhh yea, my new co-worker [Re: Silven]
    #3340607 - 11/10/04 10:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Congrats on the job promo. It's always a good feeling when you get recognized for good work. I have plenty if eye candy where I work as well :wink: I know better though. Keep my hands off, and things go by much smoother. :smile:


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