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Offlinezahudulallah
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Jesus loves the Lions
    #3321871 - 11/04/04 10:35 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

A Taiwanese man survived with only minor bite wounds after trying to convert two zoo lions to Christianity.



Chen Chung-ho jumped into the lions' ensclosure at the Taipei City Zoo in Mucha, reports the China Post.

Raising his hands above his head, he shouted: "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!" at the two African lions.

At first the big cats, lounging under a tree, paid no attention to the man but finally they attacked him, injuring his arms and legs.



The two lions pulled back after the 46-year old man put his hands in front of his chest to pray.

After a standoff that lasted for about 30 minutes, zoo staff used water cannons to chase the lions away and calmed the animals with tranquilizer guns.


The rescued man was rushed to the nearby Wan Fang Hospital for treatment.

Zoo officials claimed Chen would have been more seriously hurt had the lions not been fed earlier in the day.

Source: Ananova.com


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3321874 - 11/04/04 10:36 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Wow another dumbass giving Christianity a bad name... geez...


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Offlinezahudulallah
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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: ld50negative1]
    #3321884 - 11/04/04 10:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

More funny than offensive.

I don't think this gives anyone a bad name. This guy is obviously mentally ill, or extremely tribal.


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3321912 - 11/04/04 10:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

haha it all depends on how people perceive it... fortunately you have an open mind


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3322006 - 11/04/04 11:12 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

how do you convert lions to christians?

I mean, I dont honestly think Jesus's teachings on Vegetarianism, Yoga, Father-Mother God, reincarnation, karma, daily commune, self-surrender, and self-healing have any practical use for a lion.


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: tekramrepus]
    #3322039 - 11/04/04 11:21 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I think this was more a mockery of people taking this faith stuff in ridiculous directions. :crazy:

Where and when did Jesus ever say, "You can approach lions and I'll cover your ass" ?

I wonder if Jesus could and cover his own ass, ya know like, do some oneness zen shit with them and tame em in his presense or something.:ninja:

Things that make ya go hmmmmmmmmmm


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3322349 - 11/05/04 12:49 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

well honestly it does say in the bible that even the beasts Knew he was the son of God (Even the animals knew he obtained Consciousness of the First Creation)


They all came to him and loved him


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Re: Jesus loves the Lions [Re: tekramrepus]
    #3322378 - 11/05/04 12:56 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I would beleive that. I'm not ready to put it to the test myself if ya know what I mean.


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