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InvisibleLand_Crab
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Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms
    #3317109 - 11/03/04 10:52 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)



how embarrassing.  :blush:


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3317180 - 11/03/04 11:06 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

haha


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: mnbv]
    #3317207 - 11/03/04 11:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

haha.. excellent work.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #3317385 - 11/03/04 11:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

it made so much sense though at the time...

:grin:


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Boom]
    #3317463 - 11/03/04 11:54 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

My best was not being able to purchase a pin to enter the art museum, I just couldn't find the right question to ask, and was adament on purchasing a "ticket". I had no use for a pin, lol.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: sublime40oz]
    #3317563 - 11/04/04 12:11 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

haha, thats got some deep phycadellic meaning going on man  :tripping:


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Nirvana7]
    #3317914 - 11/04/04 01:29 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Now you got me curious though! What's the story behind a stapler in the sink?


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Bonez420]
    #3318708 - 11/04/04 08:19 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I love bathrooms, so interesting. Tell us your story L-Crab.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3318724 - 11/04/04 08:40 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: :rotfl:

That's funny.

I was reading trip reports on erowid a while back about this hallucinogenic root.. started with a B and I found it on a shaman site.. anyway, people were claiming to find VCR tapes in the refridgerator and pizza under cusions in their couch, just a bunch of crazy stuff. 

They were zombified, atleast you had logic behind the stapler in the sink :wink:


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Silven]
    #3318819 - 11/04/04 09:53 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I went into my bathroom to go pee. And i end up Blabbing about how i would change this or that in the bathroom. giving it a make over. it happens.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3319430 - 11/04/04 01:05 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Ok, I was going to keep it a secret, but it's not like we're talking about nuclear launch codes here. It all started with a teeny little fly, or a gnat. I was tripping out on my terrarium when I sensed a disturbance in the Force; I saw the little bastard. Naturally, I stuck my hand in there and tried to get him, but he was too smart for me.

Then I thought--wait a minute, I have flypaper! Now, normally, I'd just hang the flypaper up in there and call it a night, but he really got my goat, as I've had problems with gnats before. So I started chasing him around the tank with the flypaper, but somehow he just kept evading me. At that moment, I realized that I might have a better chance if the flypaper was flattened better. -What I mean by that is the flypaper comes folded in half, with the sticky part on the inside. You unfold it and fasten it at the top with wire string, but this leaves a big gap in the middle that the gnat could just fly righ through! Bah!

So, I said to myself: "Land_Crab, (because I like to refer to myself in the third person as my screen name) you gotta flatten up this flypaper, everything depends on it!" But how to fasten the sides together? Wait a minute, I have a stapler! So I grabbed the stapler and started stapling, which worked great, until I realized that I had created an even greater problem. My stapler was all sticky! I tried getting the goo off with water, no dice. I then tried rubbing alcohol, soap, then soapy water, all to no avail. I even entertained the thought of using Lye, but figured that I didn't want my flesh to burn off. Then I accidentally got some water on and inside the stapler; it's not stainless steel!

At that point, I was really frustrated and just threw the damn thing into the sink, sort of half-giggling at my ineptitude, and got the camera.

And now you know the tale of the stapler and the sink. The stapler's still sticky.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3319467 - 11/04/04 01:17 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Haha the story behind it is great, sometimes simple tasks shrooming become very very difficult.


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: sublime40oz]
    #3319651 - 11/04/04 02:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

varsol would have done the trick


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Re: Stupid things that end up happening on mushrooms [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3322055 - 11/04/04 11:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Shrooms, making the impossible simple, and the simple impossible ...


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