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Invisibletruekimbo2
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origional title was: best comeback line ever
    #3305933 - 11/01/04 05:30 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

This was apparently in the Washington Post. The title of the article
was "Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male >resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on Monday

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't,"
he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he
pulled over to the side of the road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt
was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
satisfy his alleged "need. "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he
commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence
apparently failed to notice Gwinnett County police car approaching
and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer
Taylor." "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away
at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but
do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F*** me, is
it midnight already?


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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3306071 - 11/01/04 06:14 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

LOL!!!!

That almost hurts!

Joshua


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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: Joshua]
    #3306645 - 11/01/04 08:26 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

oh my gopd, im laughing so fucking hard right now


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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307473 - 11/01/04 11:38 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl: ! Thanks! That made my night. :biggrin:

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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307534 - 11/02/04 12:08 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl:  i would kill to be that cop at that moment (with a video camera).  god damn!


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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307665 - 11/02/04 01:00 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

That's way too funny. Good share!


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Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: daimyo]
    #3307733 - 11/02/04 01:38 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

haha thats great. that poor gourd


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