Home | Community | Message Board


MRCA Tyroler Gluckspilze
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
Invisibletruekimbo2
Cya later, friends.
Male User Gallery

Registered: 12/08/02
Posts: 9,234
Loc: ny Flag
origional title was: best comeback line ever
    #3305933 - 11/01/04 07:30 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

This was apparently in the Washington Post. The title of the article
was "Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male >resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on Monday

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't,"
he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he
pulled over to the side of the road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt
was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
satisfy his alleged "need. "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he
commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence
apparently failed to notice Gwinnett County police car approaching
and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer
Taylor." "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away
at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but
do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F*** me, is
it midnight already?


--------------------
You can check the last post in my journal for contact info.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleJoshua
Holoman
Male

Registered: 10/27/98
Posts: 5,389
Loc: The Matrix
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3306071 - 11/01/04 08:14 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

LOL!!!!

That almost hurts!

Joshua


--------------------
The Shroomery Bookstore

Great books for inquiring minds!

"Life After Death is Saprophytic!"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: Joshua]
    #3306645 - 11/01/04 10:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

oh my gopd, im laughing so fucking hard right now


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleLe_Canard
Danger Man

Registered: 05/17/03
Posts: 93,269
Loc: Earthfarm 1 Flag
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307473 - 11/02/04 01:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl: ! Thanks! That made my night. :biggrin:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinekadakuda
The Great"Green".......East
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/21/04
Posts: 7,048
Loc: Asia
Last seen: 3 months, 23 days
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307534 - 11/02/04 02:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:  i would kill to be that cop at that moment (with a video camera).  god damn!


--------------------
The seeds you won't sow are the plants you dont grow.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: truekimbo2]
    #3307665 - 11/02/04 03:00 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

That's way too funny. Good share!


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineICHMLASC
Astro Zombie

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 88
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Re: origional title was: best comeback line ever [Re: daimyo]
    #3307733 - 11/02/04 03:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

haha thats great. that poor gourd


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!!! Corporal Kielbasa 492 7 08/08/05 11:15 PM
by Prisoner#1
* pumpkin sex
( 1 2 3 all )
BLAST_420 3,647 52 10/21/09 12:33 AM
by tyrannicalrex
* What's up with Smashing Pumpkins rocking the fuck out?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
theuser 5,060 72 04/28/06 01:00 AM
by theuser
* Music groups that are like Smashing Pumpkins??? newby753 412 4 11/03/08 10:44 PM
by newby753
* Pumpkin Simulator
( 1 2 all )
veggie 2,717 34 09/12/08 05:08 PM
by Atheist
* smashing pumpkins?
( 1 2 all )
deadHead321 1,869 24 07/09/07 12:18 AM
by jenns_hot
* The Smashing Pumpkins Appreciation Thread
( 1 2 3 all )
Silversoul 3,200 52 03/23/06 09:06 PM
by debianlinux
* Smashing Pumpkins Poll
( 1 2 3 all )
newby753 1,840 44 08/26/08 12:38 PM
by DragonChaser

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
490 topic views. 21 members, 130 guests and 31 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:

Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.039 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 14 queries.