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Cyber
Ash


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Normal vs Tripping solutions
#3274447 - 10/25/04 06:16 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Recently, while tripping, I had a realization that there are normal solutions and tripping solutions to problems. So I am posting my problem, The Normal Solution, and the Tripping Solution. Does anyone else have one to add?
Problem: The TV was to bright (It was playing the music and had to be on) Normal Solution: Turn down the brightness via the menus Tripping Solution: Cover TV with bed sheet.
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thenewuser
LSA Guy :-)

Registered: 10/10/04
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: Cyber]
#3274451 - 10/25/04 06:18 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Problem: Somone brought over a new candy that I didn't want to try and they wanted me to try it. Nomal solution: Say no. Tripped out Solution: Hide behind the chair.
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DreaMaTrix
Shaman I am


Registered: 02/11/02
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: Cyber]
#3275071 - 10/25/04 11:54 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Problem: It's very hot Normal solution: Turn heating down Tryp solution: Take all clothes off
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MOTH
Wild Woman


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: Cyber]
#3275087 - 10/25/04 11:58 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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This actually happened:
PROBLEM: The clock numbers are all shifting around, making me dizzy.
NORMAL SITUATION: Turn off the clock
TRIPPING SITUATION: Spend an hour adventuring throughout the house for ducktape and then putting a piece of ducktape over the shifting numbers.
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phantasm
DXM GURU
Registered: 09/10/04
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: MOTH]
#3275491 - 10/25/04 01:51 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes i have ahd many experiences with the first one with any kind of lights Problem: music/ Tv is too loud Normal: turn it down Tripping cover my ears just enough so the sound is right\ i can tell this thread is gonna be awesome all ready -mike
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phantasm
DXM GURU
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: phantasm]
#3275498 - 10/25/04 01:54 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry but i have another one
Problem: feel an urge to draw and have no markers Normal: get markers or dont draw Tripping: pick up a screw driver and try to color with that
-mike
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sublime40oz
Traveler
Registered: 09/24/04
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Loc: Florida
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: phantasm]
#3276624 - 10/25/04 07:09 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Problem: Getting into the philadelphia art museum.
normal: buy pin, enter
Tripping: Walk very carefully around the lobby from desk to desk asking all the wrong questions, whilst avoiding the "holes" in the floor.
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WONKA
I think i tooktoo much


Registered: 01/31/03
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: Cyber]
#3277398 - 10/25/04 10:16 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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problem: waking down the side road at night and a car is comming down the road
normal solution: continue walking you are doing nothing wrong.
Tripping solution :freak out and in a panic leap in the ditch and pretend that you are a part of nature.
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zbgeed
Journeyman
Registered: 07/25/03
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: WONKA]
#3277604 - 10/25/04 11:14 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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problem: you think your cat is greedy
normal solution: laugh at the fact you actually thought that
tripping solution: attempting to convince it that it needs to change its ways
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MeThoD
MeThoD

Registered: 01/29/03
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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: zbgeed]
#3277638 - 10/25/04 11:22 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Problem: Cops are coming, whilst having a pipe and weed in your possesion.
Normal Solution: Put pipe and weed in pocket.
Tripping solution: Throw pipe and weed as far as you possibly can (without ever being able to find it)
A friend of mine did that once.
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MeThoD
MeThoD

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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: MeThoD]
#3277643 - 10/25/04 11:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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IMO best thread ever... of any forum.
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Slipknot420

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Re: Normal vs Tripping solutions [Re: Cyber]
#3277658 - 10/25/04 11:28 PM (19 years, 3 months ago) |
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Problem: You're going bowling and have to pay for shoes
Normal Solution: Hand the lady the money
Tripping solution: Stare at her in confusion until she just gives them to you for free
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