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MOTH
Wild Woman
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
#3274776 - 10/25/04 09:44 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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The alien shuddered as it's frame warped into the pleasing shape of the dancer Tasty had seen earlier, and she said, "There. Is that better?"
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TenaciousFloyd
Stranger
Registered: 10/05/04
Posts: 76
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
#3274793 - 10/25/04 09:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"What do you run on Rockette Morton?" "Say Beans" "Beans... I run on laser beams"
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MAGnum
veteran
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
#3274807 - 10/25/04 09:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tasty squiels in delight and embraces the woman, reaching around her back and feeling her beatiful, alien customized ass.
-------------------- Agent 727 7
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
#3274891 - 10/25/04 10:37 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Since Tasty is not used to feeling any ass at all, he was consumed by excitement and once again...shit his pants.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Sams
Student
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Loc: Tennessee
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3275038 - 10/25/04 11:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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After relieving himself, Tasty and Miss Deep n' Shit decide to go after Saddam?
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Silven
Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,072
Loc: El Mexicano
Last seen: 8 months, 12 days
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3275039 - 10/25/04 11:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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After a quick ass wiping session from the hot alien dancer chick, Tasty loads himself into his super-ultra-powerful-invincible-"I Can Destroy Everything"-"Powered by Microsoft"-space ship and blasts off after Saddam.
-------------------- What do you bring to the table?
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Silven]
#3275045 - 10/25/04 11:45 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just to find out half way there he has a bad case of explosive diarrhea.
-------------------- "What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks
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MOTH
Wild Woman
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: barfightlard]
#3275057 - 10/25/04 11:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Hmmm..." Tasty thinks while massaging the fantastic ass of Miss Deep, "how can I use my irritable bowel syndrome to my advantage against Saddam?"
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Silven
Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,072
Loc: El Mexicano
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MOTH]
#3275085 - 10/25/04 11:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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OOC:
Can we get some visuals of the hot alien chick's ass? It would really help boost creativity I think.
Story:
After extensive scientific research involving high powered computers, a bottle of ketchup and a box of crayola flourescent crayons, Tasty realizes that the explosive diarrhea he has is actually the compound that can neutralize the chemicals in the nuclear warhead.. but how can he get close enough to shit on the missles?
-------------------- What do you bring to the table?
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BigNerd
Sociable loner
Registered: 10/31/03
Posts: 4,228
Loc: local elementary school
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Silven]
#3275251 - 10/25/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is when Tasty discovered his other super-power, which is really much more useful than corrosive poop.
-------------------- Sometimes karma needs a little help.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: BigNerd]
#3275837 - 10/25/04 03:22 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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his super power is....his sense of humor...that is, the lack of humor that'll bring anyone down.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Budtastic
College Bum
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3275964 - 10/25/04 04:09 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Realizing his lack of humor is helpless against earth-shattering nuclear warheads, he decides to utilize his missle nuetralizing shit to disable the weapons.
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Pathos
A million pieces
Registered: 09/29/04
Posts: 1,045
Loc: Under the stairs
Last seen: 14 years, 7 months
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Budtastic]
#3275996 - 10/25/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Unfortunately his ass jams as he prepares to fire upon the missiles. Using split second decision making, he inserts each missile one by one.
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Tasty_Smurf_House
Stranger
Registered: 08/20/03
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Loc: Canada
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Pathos]
#3276135 - 10/25/04 04:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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