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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
    #3274776 - 10/25/04 09:44 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

The alien shuddered as it's frame warped into the pleasing shape of the dancer Tasty had seen earlier, and she said, "There. Is that better?"

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
    #3274793 - 10/25/04 09:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

"What do you run on Rockette Morton?"
"Say Beans"
"Beans... I run on laser beams"

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
    #3274807 - 10/25/04 09:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Tasty squiels in delight and embraces the woman, reaching around her back and feeling her beatiful, alien customized ass.


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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MAGnum]
    #3274891 - 10/25/04 10:37 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Since Tasty is not used to feeling any ass at all, he was consumed by excitement and once again...shit his pants.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3275038 - 10/25/04 11:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

After relieving himself, Tasty and Miss Deep n' Shit decide to go after Saddam?

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3275039 - 10/25/04 11:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

After a quick ass wiping session from the hot alien dancer chick, Tasty loads himself into his super-ultra-powerful-invincible-"I Can Destroy Everything"-"Powered by Microsoft"-space ship and blasts off after Saddam.


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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Silven]
    #3275045 - 10/25/04 11:45 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Just to find out half way there he has a bad case of explosive diarrhea.


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: barfightlard]
    #3275057 - 10/25/04 11:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

"Hmmm..." Tasty thinks while massaging the fantastic ass of Miss Deep, "how can I use my irritable bowel syndrome to my advantage against Saddam?"

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: MOTH]
    #3275085 - 10/25/04 11:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

OOC:

Can we get some visuals of the hot alien chick's ass?  It would really help boost creativity I think. :smirk:


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After extensive scientific research involving high powered computers, a bottle of ketchup and a box of crayola flourescent crayons, Tasty realizes that the explosive diarrhea he has is actually the compound that can neutralize the chemicals in the nuclear warhead.. but how can he get close enough to shit on the missles?


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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Silven]
    #3275251 - 10/25/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

This is when Tasty discovered his other super-power, which is really much more useful than corrosive poop.


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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: BigNerd]
    #3275837 - 10/25/04 03:22 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

his super power is....his sense of humor...that is,
the lack of humor :smirk:  that'll bring anyone down.


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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3275964 - 10/25/04 04:09 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Realizing his lack of humor is helpless against earth-shattering nuclear warheads, he decides to utilize his missle nuetralizing shit to disable the weapons.

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Budtastic]
    #3275996 - 10/25/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Unfortunately his ass jams as he prepares to fire upon the missiles. Using split second decision making, he inserts each missile one by one.

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Re: One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!! [Re: Pathos]
    #3276135 - 10/25/04 04:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

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