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Bush kills my dog
#3265018 - 10/22/04 04:10 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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My dog died yesterday, and since Bush is president, I'm blaming him. what kind of a man would kill my dog?
For the leadup to this joke, read the "Bush kills quad..." article. And yea, my lil dog did die yesterday
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question_for_joo
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265064 - 10/22/04 04:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm sorry about your dog dieing.
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265223 - 10/22/04 05:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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this is the best thread I've ever read in PAL.
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-=HasH=-
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thx, it sucks, life goes on. I'll be voting for kerry, HE doesn't want to let dogs die.
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silversoul7
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265250 - 10/22/04 05:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phred
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265342 - 10/22/04 05:34 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sorry to hear about your dog. That sucks.
Bush is responsible for a lot more than the deaths of just your dog and quadripalegics, though. There's a whole website listing tons of stuff he can be blamed for. Check it out --
http://blamebush.typepad.com/
pinky
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265355 - 10/22/04 05:36 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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george w. bush killed superman.
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Swami
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: ]
#3265390 - 10/22/04 05:48 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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All "topic cleverness" aside, apparently no one killed, or is even remotely responsible for, the thousands of civilian deaths in Iraq.
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Swami]
#3265410 - 10/22/04 05:53 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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saddam hussein is responsible for most of them.
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Swami
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: ]
#3265421 - 10/22/04 05:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I see. From his jail cell he commanded American bombers and soldiers.
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Phred
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Swami]
#3265442 - 10/22/04 06:04 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here's a question no one other than I has ever asked in this forum. It's been over a year since I last asked it, but now seems like a good time to ask it again. How come no one ever gets pissed at Hussein for not resigning as President for Life, arranging free elections, then boogying off to some other country to live out the rest of his life in comfort with his stolen billions? A followup question -- if he had done that, would Iraq have been invaded, resulting in the deaths of thousands of Iraqi civilians? Before you answer the followup, please remember that Bush extended this option to Hussein, publicly, more than once. pinky
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Swami
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Phred]
#3265460 - 10/22/04 06:10 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I make a real-world point and your best response is yet another hypothetical question. Should I be PROUD that my tax dollars and my "Pro-Life" President is responsible for the atrocity in this picture a thousand times over? Is this the work of a truly Christian man / nation? Please explain how hate and death will beget love and understanding. And if we are so proud of our "accomplishments", why do these picture NEVER appear on western news? Can we not face our own evil deeds?
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Phred
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Swami]
#3265550 - 10/22/04 06:36 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you can't answer the question either. Don't feel bad -- almost no one answered it the first several times I asked it either.
pinky
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CJay
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Phred]
#3265840 - 10/22/04 08:11 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
How come no one ever gets pissed at Hussein for not resigning as President for Life, arranging free elections, then boogying off to some other country to live out the rest of his life in comfort with his stolen billions?
Haven't you worked it out?
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CJay
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: retread]
#3265844 - 10/22/04 08:12 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Last time I heard Bush didn't control the natural power of death over dogs. That, at least, he left to the Grim Reaper.
This dog was not impounded - this dog was not in the care of the government.
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Phred
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: CJay]
#3265874 - 10/22/04 08:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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CJay writes:
Haven't you worked it out?
Nope. If you have, why don't you share it with the rest of the class?
The stage is yours.
pinky
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Phred]
#3266116 - 10/22/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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How come no one ever gets pissed at Hussein for not resigning as President for Life, arranging free elections, then boogying off to some other country to live out the rest of his life in comfort with his stolen billions?
I try not to get pissed at anyone, but that's beside the point. Did you ever actually expect Hussein to step down? By everyone's own admission, Iraq was run by a DICTATOR and tyrannical regime. Since his stepping down was never a real option in the first place...there's not much reason to get all pissy over the fact that he DIDN'T step down
A followup question -- if he had done that, would Iraq have been invaded, resulting in the deaths of thousands of Iraqi civilians?
I don't think we'll ever know the answer to this, as there are far too many possibilites for the outcome of such an act. Iraq could have been seized by fanatical religious nuts as soon as Hussein jumped ship. It may have turned into a democracy, on the other hand. Just too many variables that we don't know the values for.
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silversoul7
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Phred]
#3266170 - 10/22/04 09:59 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
pinksharkmark said: How come no one ever gets pissed at Hussein for not resigning as President for Life, arranging free elections, then boogying off to some other country to live out the rest of his life in comfort with his stolen billions?
Because Saddam Hussein is not my leader, and does not act on my behalf.
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: Phred]
#3266436 - 10/22/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
How come no one ever gets pissed at Hussein for not resigning as President for Life, arranging free elections, then boogying off to some other country to live out the rest of his life in comfort with his stolen billions? A followup question -- if he had done that, would Iraq have been invaded, resulting in the deaths of thousands of Iraqi civilians? Before you answer the followup, please remember that Bush extended this option to Hussein, publicly, more than once.
A more appropriate question is: How come Bush doesnt resign as president for life and take all his stolen billions and move to saudi arabia? This would have saved 1100 american soldiers lives and countless numbers of innocent iraqis and an american quadriplegic. Then Bush could be with his butt buddies, the saudis.
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Edited by 1stimer (10/22/04 11:14 PM)
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Phred
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Re: Bush kills my dog [Re: 1stimer]
#3267084 - 10/23/04 05:33 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you can't answer the question? Don't feel bad -- almost no one else can either.
pinky
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