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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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DARN KIDS
    #3263962 - 10/22/04 10:50 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)




A mother passing by her daughter's
bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything
was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center
of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you. I've been finding
real passion with John and he is so nice - even
with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion
mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will
be very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with
me and that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and
I know how to take care of myself. Some day
I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS : Mom, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


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OfflineSilven
I trip,therefore weare.

Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,071
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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3263972 - 10/22/04 10:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

ROFL, why didn't I think of that shit when I was still a kid..

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

- Silven


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Silven]
    #3263977 - 10/22/04 10:57 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

To bad I am that biker dude. I didnt have to think of it back then. lol jokin


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Offlinecougercruiser
reality is whatyou make it~

Registered: 10/05/04
Posts: 538
Loc: Cali
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3264022 - 10/22/04 11:13 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

that was the greatist joke i have ever heard.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Posts: 23,363
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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3264043 - 10/22/04 11:20 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

As a kid whenever my mom and I fought, I was fond of hollaring at her, "I don't know why you're so mad. It could be a lot worse, you know!"


haha...this thread reminds me of that.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: MOTH]
    #3264298 - 10/22/04 12:53 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Wow,

That's a good one!


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.


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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3265652 - 10/22/04 09:10 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

That's awesome :yesnod:


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
Re: DARN KIDS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3265685 - 10/22/04 09:19 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Hah.


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OfflinePhanTomCat
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Re: DARN KIDS [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3265712 - 10/22/04 09:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I like it I like it...! Heeheeeheee


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."

>^;;^<


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