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esin
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Fucknuckle, that is actually a proven method. A diuretic helps. Vitamin B2 will make your piss turn yellow.
Worked for me once and seems to have worked for him. They can find out if the sample is diluted or not, but they didn't for me. Perhaps because it was nice and yellow from the B2.
What's really boring is that you'll be pissing every 10min till you take the test...And be drinking huge amounts of water for hours, which makes you kinda sick and dizzy.
I inicially learned about it here in the shroomery a couple of years ago dunno if the document is still around somewhere.
And yes, there is a threshold for positive. If i remember well for THC was 50nanograms/ml. Anything below that is considered negative.
Glad i don't have to take tests anymore
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phi1618
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he said "unlubricated condom" - this is the way to go.
It's true, though, that drinking alot of water can help you pass a test. This has always been my prefered method.
But, if you smoke a large quantity daily, don't count on it.
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sublimesubmind
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Re: Piss testing [Re: esin]
#3322199 - 11/04/04 10:06 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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esin said: If i remember well for THC was 50nanograms/ml. Anything below that is considered negative.
I think thats right
Edited by sublimesubmind (11/04/04 10:07 PM)
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I, personally, have never had to take a drug test for a job or the government. But many of my friends on probation have told me that drinking lots of water is the key. Also that vitamin B2 or B12 or whatever is supposed to make your piss yellow to make it appear less suspicious. I don't know exactly how necessary this is, because if you are drinking the proper amount of water daily (8, 8oz glasses?) then your piss will be naturally clear. On the other hand, if you do not drink enough water daily, as most people do not, then your piss will be various shades of yellow accordingly. When you drink water to pass, I'd recommend drinking room-temperature water instead of cold. The reason being that such a large amount of cold water will make you very cold (go figure!). Also, my friends have actually told me that repeated usage of this method has affected their bladder in a negative way (these people are drug users who are on probation). They have told me that they feel like an "old man", they have to piss much more frequently every day, even if they are drinking normal amounts of fluid. Perhaps this is a bit off topic considering your concern is towards a screening for a job, but I figured that I would share my 2 cents. Peace
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police
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i heard you can just put bleach on your finger then when you pee piss on your finger.
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sublimesubmind
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Re: Piss testing [Re: police]
#3327083 - 11/06/04 08:48 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats another idiotic old wives tale. same as "suck on pennies to pass a breathalyzer". Quickly grabbing pennies out of the bottom of your cupholder and sucking on them is about the dirtiest thing one can do.
its a mindtrick, go ahead, piss on your finger then tell me about it, ill laugh my ass off
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Amazonblonde
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Or, you can make your own piss clean by drinking enough water the morning of to make your piss clear, then pop a vitamin B pill to bring back the yellow color. Then, at least an hour before you get tested buy a small box of sure-jell (used to make jams and jellies-any grocery store will have it) and you add the sure jell to 32 oz of gatorade or koolaid. Does not taste bad and I just passed using this method yesterday-and I smoked 12 hours before I took the test and I smoke heavily daily! It was one of those heavy duty government wiz quizes!!! I LOVE SURE JELL!!
Edited by Amazonblonde (11/10/04 08:19 AM)
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sublimesubmind
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Quote:
Amazonblonde said: you can make your own piss clean by drinking enough water the morning of to make your piss clear
that is what allowed you to pass the test, everything else you took was meaningless.
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RedEyeSamurai
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One of my friend has cheeted many tests. He wrapped a few bandaids around his finger soaked it in bleach and pissed on it. He passed the test. If someone is sure (ie failed a test or knows the science) that this does not work (or does work) plz say. But in the meantime it might be a good secondary precaution.
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