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    #3255862 - 10/20/04 01:52 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.

That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English


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Re: GLOBILIZATION!!!!!! [Re: murseh8r]
    #3256470 - 10/20/04 04:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

that was pretty rad..

"You cannot trust in law, unless you can trust in people. If you can trust in people, you don't need law." -J. Mumma

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Re: GLOBILIZATION!!!!!! [Re: murseh8r]
    #3256901 - 10/20/04 05:54 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Haha... nice


There is not a lot of difference between a fox hole and a grave; but knowing that you dug your ditch and climbed in anyway.

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Re: GLOBILIZATION!!!!!! [Re: AaronEvil]
    #3257062 - 10/20/04 06:29 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I sold my European investments (a European mutual fund) a couple years ago after I discovered what Europeans were really like.

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Re: GLOBILIZATION!!!!!! [Re: murseh8r]
    #3257532 - 10/20/04 08:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I don't think Mercedes has a Dutch engine plant. but cool post nonetheless.

Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim'rous beastie,
O, what panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!

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