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InvisibleSwami
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10 Reasons I am voting for Bush
    #3246108 - 10/12/04 03:25 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

1. The country is not yet totally bankrupt and I want to really fuck up my great-grandkids chance for a debt-free life.

2. There are still two or three allies that we have yet to alienate.

3. Halliburton shareholders need the money.

4. The Bill of Rights has yet to be completely dismantled.

5. I believe our leader should deceive us at every opportunity.

6. This time around he just might actually keep a campaign promise.

7. Individual states have a right or two that have yet to be trampled upon.

8. The penalities for pot smokers are far too lenient.

9. It is time to stop mollycoddling the environment.

10. The separation of church and state is out-dated.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Swami]
    #3246113 - 10/12/04 03:26 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Interesting that most of those apply to Kerry as well.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: silversoul7]
    #3246271 - 10/12/04 05:08 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Yeah, much of this list IS applicable to 'ol John, too.
but, hey, let me get this correct. Bush wants to: make everyone in the world hate us, give blank checks to Govt. contractors, suspend the bill of rights, never tell the truth, keep no promises, suspend states rights, give petty grass smokers 25 to life, and saturate the environment with pollution.
Thanks! I myself, depend on smart people, like yourself, and Rush Limbaugh, to explain, "hard" stuff to me, so I know what to do with life. I wouldn't even get up, to go to my minimum wage job every morning, if my parole officer didn't wake me up.
Uhh? when is that, "Dukes of Hazzard" movie coming out?


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: GFM]
    #3246308 - 10/12/04 06:03 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Thanks! I myself, depend on smart people, like yourself, and Rush Limbaugh, to explain, "hard" stuff to me, so I know what to do with life. I wouldn't even get up, to go to my minimum wage job every morning, if my parole officer didn't wake me up.
Uhh? when is that, "Dukes of Hazzard" movie coming out?



Are you trying to imply that I'm a Republican, or Bush supporter? A quick search of my posts in this forum will clearly show otherwise. I hate Bush just like I hate John Kerry, and while I don't agree with Al Franken on a lot of issues, I definitely agree with him when he said, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot." Not everyone in this world falls into your neat little categories of Democrat or Republican, or even liberal or conservative. Some of us see through that bullshit.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: GFM]
    #3246343 - 10/12/04 06:50 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Bush wants to: make everyone in the world hate us, give blank checks to Govt. contractors, suspend the bill of rights, never tell the truth, keep no promises, suspend states rights, give petty grass smokers 25 to life, and saturate the environment with pollution.

That's the way big buisness wants it so that's what Bush will give them.

I have my doubts whether Kerry would have invaded Iraq. I think Bush and his free market lunatics dreamed that one up all on their own.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Swami]
    #3246541 - 10/12/04 09:42 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

11. Bush has given us the useful "Unamerican" phrase which brings us all together (sarcasm)


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Innvertigo]
    #3246552 - 10/12/04 09:54 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

At last Bush can catch and throw a football. John Forbes Kerry is an elitist pantywaist.

http://www.footballfansfortruth.us/

John Kerry throws the ball like a girl, and he disrespects the Pack!

Real men vote conservative. Conservatives are notorious for outgaining liberals in the male vote. And of the male votes liberals do get, a disproportionate amount are gay and feminine men. Look at some of the photos on that site. Liberals are pansies. I would be ashamed to show my face in public. Girlie men.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: JesusChrist]
    #3246560 - 10/12/04 09:58 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I bet Hitler and Stalin could catch a football.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: JesusChrist]
    #3246577 - 10/12/04 10:09 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Most men overcompensate for personal insecurity. Its like when you see a big fat guy with a little penis driving a huge hummer around. Its the same as men voting republican. They have this pussy complex and they think they can make up for being a pussy or having a small dick by voting republican. Its sad really. They dont really understand whats going on in their own heads.


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ash dingy donker mo gollyhopper patty popiton rockstop bueno mayo riggedy jig bobber johnathan pattywhacker gogboob t-shirt monkey.

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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Innvertigo]
    #3246578 - 10/12/04 10:11 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I am not so sure about Hitler. He had that Napoleon complex. It is classic little man syndrome. The guy even tired to get into art school. That was a girlie man move. He was no baller.

I would have to agree with Stalin though. Linebacker material.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: 1stimer]
    #3246582 - 10/12/04 10:13 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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1stimer said:
Most men overcompensate for personal insecurity. Its like when you see a big fat guy with a little penis driving a huge hummer around. Its the same as men voting republican. They have this pussy complex and they think they can make up for being a pussy or having a small dick by voting republican. Its sad really. They dont really understand whats going on in their own heads.




You sound like you know the subject quite intimately. Projection perhaps?


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: JesusChrist]
    #3246637 - 10/12/04 10:45 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

woot, he can throw a ball, he gets my vote :rolleyes:


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: JesusChrist]
    #3246650 - 10/12/04 10:55 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

You sound like you know the subject quite intimately




its common knowledge to those who dont have a phalic complex.


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Edited by 1stimer (10/12/04 10:56 AM)


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: 1stimer]
    #3246658 - 10/12/04 11:04 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Honestly, I am not even sure what a "Phallic Complex" is. Your the guy talking about men's penises. It just confirms earlier points that lefties are more inclined to that sort of behavior.

I want to be clear. I am making no value judgement about you or your daydreams about naked men in SUVs. I believe in freedom, and you should be able to pursue any lifestyle you see fit.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: 1stimer]
    #3246664 - 10/12/04 11:10 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

1stimer said:
Most men overcompensate for personal insecurity. Its like when you see a big fat guy with a little penis driving a huge hummer around. Its the same as men voting republican. They have this pussy complex and they think they can make up for being a pussy or having a small dick by voting republican. Its sad really. They dont really understand whats going on in their own heads.




or more generally..ppl are simply partaking of the neocon power trip by identifying with their agenda...


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Annapurna1]
    #3246667 - 10/12/04 11:12 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

You know you want some of this Anna.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: JesusChrist]
    #3246674 - 10/12/04 11:19 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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JesusChrist said:
You know you want some of this Anna.




no..i dont want your tiny penus (which is prolly alot bigger than your brain)...


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: 1stimer]
    #3246719 - 10/12/04 12:02 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

1stimer said:
Most men overcompensate for personal insecurity. Its like when you see a big fat guy with a little penis driving a huge hummer around. Its the same as men voting republican. They have this pussy complex and they think they can make up for being a pussy or having a small dick by voting republican. Its sad really. They dont really understand whats going on in their own heads.



I'm pretty sure that Freud's ideas about this phallic complex have long since been disproven.


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Annapurna1]
    #3246925 - 10/12/04 01:16 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Annapurna1 said:
Quote:

JesusChrist said:
You know you want some of this Anna.




no..i dont want your tiny penus (which is prolly alot bigger than your brain)...



It's spelled p-e-n-i-s. Get it straight, will ya'?


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Re: 10 Reasons I am voting for Bush [Re: Evolving]
    #3246954 - 10/12/04 01:22 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

sorry..but were not all perfect typists like you...


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