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Offlinerelativexistance
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maybe there is a god
    #3233611 - 10/08/04 05:24 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

So I'm on my way to class all depressed as shit because I am about to take a midterm that I think Im going to bomb the shit out of, and what do I find 40 bucks. It was just laying on the ground on this path up a hill to class. It was like somebody just left it there for me to find. I couldnt be any happier I swear that made my week.


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: relativexistance]
    #3233620 - 10/08/04 05:25 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

but what about the test.. still think ya bombed it?


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: Locus]
    #3233677 - 10/08/04 05:36 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

fuck the test...he found forty bucks!


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: relativexistance]
    #3233679 - 10/08/04 05:37 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

yay!
Meanwhile some poor bastard's finding out he's lost the $40 he just withdrew from his checking account at the ATM. He's probably turned all his pockets inside out, rummaged through his backpack, maybe searched his room, maybe tried retracing his steps desperately clinging to the hope that perhaps he could find it before anyone else did.


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3233690 - 10/08/04 05:38 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

maybe the guy that lost the 40 bucks aced his midterm, thus reducing the pain of losing his money.


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: Pathos]
    #3233711 - 10/08/04 05:42 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

hahah true i bet that guy did ace it. I prob didnt do too well but it doesnt matter too much because my teacher grades easy due to his incompetent teaching abilities.


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: felix]
    #3233737 - 10/08/04 05:49 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

bah!


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: Locus]
    #3234568 - 10/08/04 10:37 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Finding money, especially in larger amounts is always most gratifying. :smile:

One time I found a $20 in the mall. Looked around to see tons of dumbasses strolling right by it, went in for the grab and walked away clean. Ohh yeah. I was right stoked!


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: browndustin]
    #3234624 - 10/08/04 10:56 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

think of it this way...you found $40, but you just may not credit for a class you prolly spent over $500 for...you won the battle but lost the war.

sorry to salt you, but wouldnt your day have been that much better had you aced the test (or at least passed) and spent that found money on a sack or some beers to celebrate?


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: MrBump]
    #3234639 - 10/08/04 11:00 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Who cares man, he found $40. He's rich! :smile:


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: browndustin]
    #3234653 - 10/08/04 11:06 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

I once dropped about a hundred bucks in 20s on the floor of a target, in the women's clothing section. I walked a few different places after that, inside the store, before I realized I had dropped my money.

I retraced my steps, and there was this wad of money still sitting on the floor in the women's clothing section, and people all around not noticing it. Lucky me!


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: Frog]
    #3234699 - 10/08/04 11:18 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

damn frog. that is lucky!


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: felix]
    #3238685 - 10/10/04 10:23 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

felix said:
fuck the test...he found forty bucks!




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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: relativexistance]
    #3239073 - 10/10/04 02:37 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

HEY!

That was my 40dollars!!, give it back :crying:

Moms going to be so mad at me..golly.....school inst going well what with the no pussy and getting my head put in the toilet etc , oh gosh! its going to be a rough year ,oh my ,what shall I tell mom :tongue:


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #3239198 - 10/10/04 03:20 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

haha


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Re: maybe there is a god [Re: relativexistance]
    #3239835 - 10/10/04 07:43 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

relativexistance said:
So I'm on my way to class all depressed as shit because I am about to take a midterm that I think Im going to bomb the shit out of, and what do I find 40 bucks. It was just laying on the ground on this path up a hill to class. It was like somebody just left it there for me to find. I couldnt be any happier I swear that made my week.




That 40 dollars was part of a larger test. You were supposed to take that 40 dollars and bring it to the nearest charity. Upon leaving the charity location, a winning lottery ticket for 23 million dollars would fly right under your shoe. It is said in the Bible that 98% of people fail the test and pocket the 40 dollars for themselves.


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