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gettinjiggywithit
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Point of Perception is Relative and Funny!
#3207913 - 10/02/04 07:43 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Proposed peoples answers on why the chicken crossed the road-it's funny; I especially love the grandpa, Ronald Reagan, Einstine, Gore, Kirk, Martin King and Freud ones.
GEORGE W BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us.
COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!
RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information..
DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook... and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE I invented the chicken!
THE BIBLE And God said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
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Gomp
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q(a).why the chicken crossed the road? a(q).yes.
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gettinjiggywithit
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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: Gomp]
#3209568 - 10/03/04 10:57 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gomp you crack me up! LOL
Your answer is YES! Spoken form your delightfully unique perspective.
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WhiteRussian
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WhiteRussian There is not chicken:)
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gettinjiggywithit
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Skorpio,
That was funny! Did you create all of those proposed replies for the shroomery members?
Very well done! Thanks for adding that link to this!
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Yes, it was the creation of my own mental masturbation.
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gettinjiggywithit
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You all should read Skorpios creative work in the link as he/she (I don't know sorry) did the same for proposing the answers of the members of the time.
I didn't do the first one.
Both of these really helps one to appreciate how many different ways there are to see things based on the glasses we are personally wearing at any given moment.
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my mental masturbation only creates sticky messes
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gettinjiggywithit
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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: Moonshoe]
#3211100 - 10/03/04 08:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can relate!
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Great post as always, jiggy.
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