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Point of Perception is Relative and Funny!
    #3207913 - 10/02/04 09:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Proposed peoples answers on why the chicken crossed the road-it's funny; I especially love the grandpa, Ronald Reagan, Einstine, Gore, Kirk, Martin King and Freud ones.


GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either against us or for us.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against
it!

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been
polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach
the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was
crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that
somebody out there is already forming a support group to help
chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How
much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the
road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm
talking about your money, money the government took from you to build
a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information..

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook... and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the
chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3209479 - 10/03/04 12:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

q(a).why the chicken crossed the road?
a(q).yes.


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: Gomp]
    #3209568 - 10/03/04 12:57 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Gomp you crack me up! LOL

Your answer is YES! Spoken form your delightfully unique perspective.


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3209575 - 10/03/04 01:03 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3209579 - 10/03/04 01:04 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

WhiteRussian
There is not chicken:)


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3209590 - 10/03/04 01:10 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Skorpio,

That was funny! Did you create all of those proposed replies for the shroomery members?

Very well done! Thanks for adding that link to this!


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3209608 - 10/03/04 01:16 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, it was the creation of my own mental masturbation.


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3209918 - 10/03/04 04:12 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You all should read Skorpios creative work in the link as he/she (I don't know sorry) did the same for proposing the answers of the members of the time.

I didn't do the first one.

Both of these really helps one to appreciate how many different ways there are to see things based on the glasses we are personally wearing at any given moment.


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3211034 - 10/03/04 09:48 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

my mental masturbation only creates sticky messes

:sad:


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3211100 - 10/03/04 10:03 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: I can relate! :tongue:


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Re: Point of Perception is Relative and Funny! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3211791 - 10/04/04 12:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Great post as always, jiggy.


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