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A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry
    #3194060 - 09/29/04 12:34 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

A True Christian dies and goes to heaven. The TC is welcomed at heavens gate by St. Peter. Behind the gates there is an endless row of clocks, stretching from one side of heaven to the other as far as the eye can see. The TC asks St. Peter "What are all those clocks for?" "Why those are called lie-clocks. Everyone in the world has one and every time you tell a lie the hands move. See over there is George Bushes lie-clock and the hands have seldom moved. And there is Ronald Regan's clock and the hands have only moved twice, showing us that Ronald only told 2 lies in his entire life."
The TC was amazed by this and looked at all the different lie-clocks for awhile. They then asked St. Peter "Where is John Kerry's lie-clock?" St. Peter smiled and replied "It is in Jesus' office. He is using it for a ceiling fan."

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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: ]
    #3194169 - 09/29/04 12:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Funny cause it's true.

Hope Jesus doesn't get too cold with all that wind.

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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: ]
    #3194195 - 09/29/04 01:05 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

See over there is George Bushes lie-clock and the hands have seldom moved. And there is Ronald Regan's clock and the hands have only moved twice, showing us that Ronald only told 2 lies in his entire life."

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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: ]
    #3194212 - 09/29/04 01:08 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Too bad Jesus can't travel through time like me.


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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: FrankieJustTrypt]
    #3194215 - 09/29/04 01:09 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

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FrankieJustTrypt said:
See over there is George Bushes lie-clock and the hands have seldom moved. And there is Ronald Regan's clock and the hands have only moved twice, showing us that Ronald only told 2 lies in his entire life."

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haha! Now that's actually funny! :wink:

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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: ]
    #3194285 - 09/29/04 01:23 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

too bad the fact is god isnt political. i hate how most christians see spirituality as such a black and white issue. they are all worshiping the devil in a good religion that was hijacked by capitalists years ago

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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: AhronZombi]
    #3194519 - 09/29/04 03:35 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Even it there was a god, you'd have no way of knowing if he (or she for the PC crowd) is political.


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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #3194591 - 09/29/04 05:31 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

In the bible I read, that Jesus guy comes across as a total pansy pinko.

The meek have no work ethic, they aren't inheriting one cent of mine.


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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: Phluck]
    #3195625 - 09/29/04 12:48 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Them is fighting words Phlucker!


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Re: A True Christian Joke about Lieberals like John Kerry [Re: ]
    #3195679 - 09/29/04 01:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Funny. I heard the same joke before, except with Bush intead of Kerry. Personally, I think God uses the clocks for all politicians combined to form a wind tunnel and create hurricanes down on earth.


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