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Anonymous

Hello everyone!
    #3193316 - 09/28/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

allow me to introduce myself. I am a tireless worker for the Lord. I am blessed by Jesus the Christ on a continued basis. It is hard for me to believe that our Christian God has been so bountiful over the years relative to the material wealth that He has bestowed upon me. He mounds this wealth upon me ad infinitum to where I can?t give it away fast enough as our Lord Jesus commanded (Luke 18:22). I have accepted this burden and bear it with pride in the name of the Lord.

Since this wealth was evidenced early on, some of my friends concluded that it can only be the work of the Lord Jesus, and that He is trying to tell me something. Therefore, I became a True Christian and have given this earthly life to Him 24/7/365. I remain ever thankful for His bounty in the way of exploding bank accounts, private aircraft, beach, city, and mountain retreats, and an array of fine automobiles that even a Falkoneer Camel Jockey would become slightly jealous. The Lord Jesus has also bestowed upon my acquaintance many beautiful, 18 and over, women for me to save at my Greyhound Bus depot and Nevada State Brothel Ministries. On occasion, I also proselytize at various California camps, weather permitting. God certainly does work in mysterious ways! It occurred to me that since I have been so blessed by our Lord Jesus; I should spread the word of our Christian God to those outside of my regular ministries, therefore, ?True Christians Unite? is the perfect venue for this endeavor. I am at TCU and here to spread the Real Gospel of Christ to the heathen and cultural Christian and others who haven't gotten the Good News. I only hope that my time on God?s green earth is well spent in spreading this experience of joy of accepting Jesus the Christ as ones personal Savior. Amen.

I look foward to posting here and discussing 'Philsophy'. Thank you for your time, and God bless.


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193342 - 09/29/04 12:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

GET OUT


















just kidding.


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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193355 - 09/29/04 12:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I smell a puppet, but welcome anyway.


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OfflineFrog
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193847 - 09/29/04 01:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You may be a puppet, as SS7 said, and maybe you're not.  I give up on who's a puppet and who's not.  I just accept people at face value.  It's a quirk of mine.

If you're real, welcome.  If you're a puppet, ROFLMAO!!!  (And who are you, anyways???)

Don't let any of us scare you away.  :grin:  A new voice is always welcome, imo.


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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193873 - 09/29/04 01:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hi there and welcome to the shroomery!


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InvisibleZero7a1
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193877 - 09/29/04 01:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fort Worth treating you nicely? Texas really nice?


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: silversoul7]
    #3193943 - 09/29/04 02:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

SILVERSOUL7 SAID: I smell a puppet, but welcome anyway.

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: What do you mean by smell a "puppet". I do not understand this.


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3193954 - 09/29/04 02:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: Thank you very much.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3193994 - 09/29/04 02:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The Reverend Jimmy Swaggart saved me from a life of sin.


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Offlinebarfightlard
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194024 - 09/29/04 02:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If your not a puppet, wow, thats just funny.


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: Swami]
    #3194034 - 09/29/04 02:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: May God bless you Swami, for your efforts with the esteemed Reverend Jummy Swaggart, who has done great work in exposing cultural Christians, and Heathens.


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Invisiblemr crisper
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194037 - 09/29/04 02:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

remain ever thankful for His bounty in the way of exploding bank accounts



you have exploding bank accounts?


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: mr crisper]
    #3194048 - 09/29/04 02:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: I have been blessed with wealth.


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OfflineMAGnum
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194068 - 09/29/04 02:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Why do you type this: "BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE?"


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: MAGnum]
    #3194083 - 09/29/04 02:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: I feel that I have been blessed and gifted by GOD the ALMIGHTY for doing HIS work. HE has blessed me with wealth and for this I believe that all my actions are turn sanctioned by GOD, and my LIFE is guided by GOD.


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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194094 - 09/29/04 02:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm starting to think that SS7 is correct.  :grin:


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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: Frog]
    #3194110 - 09/29/04 02:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, this guy started with a full package of stuff.

He had himself an avatar, a signature and such.

BrotherDThomas, you sure do know your way around the shroomery, are you sure you aren't comming round here mocking Christians?


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194114 - 09/29/04 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dear BrotherD:

The shroomery could use a new server. Could you spread some of that wealth around?

TIA


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Anonymous

Re: Hello everyone! [Re: Frog]
    #3194117 - 09/29/04 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BROTHER D'S GODLY INSPIRED RESPONSE: Frog, are you aware of the True Christianity? I speak of True Christian FACTIODS. Please goto TRUE CHRISTIANITY here and READ about the True Christian FACTOIDS: http://p203.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm1.showMessage?topicID=7966.topic&index=5

THANK YOU, and GOD BLESS.


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Invisiblemr crisper
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Re: Hello everyone! [Re: ]
    #3194121 - 09/29/04 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what is your opinion of Nathaniel P Robbins?
are you brothers-in-arms or in competition with him?


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