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Offlineel_duderino
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The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong!
    #3190683 - 09/28/04 09:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sick of all you smelly hippie scum pushing your 'alternative' beliefs on us. With all the hinduism and buddhim and whatnot, obviously you are all wrong and going to hell! To put a different perspective to all the eastern religion hippie crap I give you the TRUTH ..for youth, so if you're old it does not apply, i think older ppl just stick to good ol' depressing catholicism.

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com

-read the comics they are very uhh.. 'informative' (bloody hillarious really)










err.. to avoid any sort of flames, i actually don't mind hippies despite their odour. And whatever your beliefs are - that's cool so long as you dont knock on my door at some ungodly hour before midday on saturday morning. (anyone from aus watch 'John Safran versus God' 8:30 monday nights on SBS? Bloody tops show!)


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3190810 - 09/28/04 10:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I hope you're joking about that site! I took a look at "Case Dismissed: The Truth About Drugs, Drunkenness, & Peer Pressure" and had a good laugh over it. Who made that site? Do they honestly believe such things?


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3190811 - 09/28/04 10:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wow...well, I'm convinced  :rolleyes:  But how do we know this is the one true stuff?  Because they say so?


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3190856 - 09/28/04 11:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Somehow I think their evangelizing is counterproductive





I mean come -on- people! A cell takes an hour to draw and ink... Appearantly it took a second to come up with the words :grin:
If you make the Cocaine Demons cute and naughtylooking you are not demonizing them properly because I liked those kawaii little green buggers!

Seriously: their Christian talk of no condoms lays people dead by the millions in Africa. If 20% of all condoms fail it only proves that non-christians have hotter sex, which I also do not believe because non-christians not often wait 10 years to get laid.

The gay comic was a low blow and the rock music comic was obviously about Marilyn Manson. If your faith is swayed by Marilyn Manson you shouldn't be in church, dunno what part of the bible said that but with these cartoons they only reach the gullible and not the sharpwitted. The sharpwitted need convincing arguments and points being made outside of the book and firmly rooted into logic.
...so they dont mind anout the quality of their sheep, just the size of their flock. :sad:

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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3191507 - 09/28/04 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

All Hail the Lord!

Burn the witches! Burn the books! Stone the non-believers! Return women to the position of underlings!

Maybe better education, stricter gun control and unrepressed, legal, regulated drugs might do a bit for Jesus. Taking responsibility for oneself, does that need a religious moniker?

ps. that site was funny


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3191947 - 09/28/04 04:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

John Safran vs God is the funniest show on television now. You can find torrents for his show on torrentreactor for those outside australia, or visit the official site for short clips.

You see him vomiting on peyote, preach atheism to mormons in Salt Lake City while door-knocking before noon, wack off in a preists bed, get hit with a stick in a zen buddhist temple. Heaps of other shit and his only half way through the series. Top show.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3192510 - 09/28/04 07:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Is this a fuking joke (I know it isn't) because fuk. :frown:
p.s. ninjapixie I watch John Safran vs God also hehe. the kkk episode was interesting also. he's a funny man.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3192520 - 09/28/04 07:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Please be joking.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3192561 - 09/28/04 07:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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"one night at a keg beer party..."

thank you so much el duderino! i cannot stop the laughing!!!!


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3192693 - 09/28/04 08:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

funny as site.
john saffron rocks. loved watching hime gettting the shit beat out of him with a stick from the hiroshi.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: spudamore]
    #3255219 - 10/20/04 09:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey i posted this a lil while ago, and obviously i was just kidding!! (*phew*, way to cover up my real beliefs).

I also must say John Safron versus God was fucking tops! How about that last episode with the excorcism? WTF??

It was all serious-like and almost believable! And hillarious at the same time but not the tongue in cheek way with the john safron rant about some stupid thing about religion.

It was hillarious how he read out all the religions he's tried, including the being bathed in chicken blood, and the excorcist fellas eyes just opening wide in suprise! haha in utter amazement about all the different demons in him.

It was like a complete opposite stance to the rest of the show! Where before he took the piss out of religion, he ended up with the excorcist guy saying they're both gonna preach the word of christianity.

It's like he's making fun of us (the viewers) in the end, after taking us on a ride making fun of different religions (including christianty) he ends up 'demonstrating' that christianity is the one true salvation, as if asking.. "and what if i was just bullshitting u the whole time? - and Jesus really IS the one true salvation!"

err.. im kindof lost here, that last episode confused me. Does anyone get what i'm saying?

Maybe he's making fun of TV evangelists shoo-ing out demons in people and everyone fully getting into it and actually believing it... How easy it is to fool someone over the tellie.

I should start a new thread on John Safron Vs God, the show was awesome, if u get the chance to see it make sure you do!


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3255237 - 10/20/04 10:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

but even his filming crew said it wasn't like john to do anything like that. it was totally opposite to his nature

but it was hella funny to see all the people's faces when that guy was reading out the list.

gotta look at his website

http://johnsafran.com/

how funny is the shit on the front page


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: spudamore]
    #3255245 - 10/20/04 10:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That homosexuality comic is fucking evil.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: TinTree]
    #3255550 - 10/20/04 12:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i love christians who write these sort of things...

they must be so... edgy.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: el_duderino]
    #3256008 - 10/20/04 02:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Gay Kid: ...you probably think God is going to send me to hell for being gay.

Mean-spirited Religious Bigot: God doesn't send you to hell, Sebastian, you go by your own choice.

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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: Diploid]
    #3256242 - 10/20/04 03:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

funny how Sebastian has to be the gay one. it cant be "Tim" or "Simon".


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: Diploid]
    #3256251 - 10/20/04 03:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if you do not believe what you believe.. what then?


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: Gomp]
    #3256279 - 10/20/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

then you are a hipocrite.

if that is what you are saying, gomp. :/

why was the budha always laughing so much?

because he had children climbing all over him.

think about it.


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: Todcasil]
    #3256334 - 10/20/04 03:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and if you believe you dont belive? same thing?
believing is.. wrong? :P
man all these words, if you assume you belive, are you still believing?
how can it be a true god, if someone is wrong?


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Re: The one TRUE god. Everyone else is obviously wrong! [Re: Gomp]
    #3256352 - 10/20/04 03:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if you do not believe what you believe.. what then?

There's a new study on the link between homosexuality and physiology.

For the dense among us: physiology determines, for example, that your heart is on the left and your liver is on the right. It's not a choice.

Read this:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/3256332/an/0/page/0/vc/1

I wonder how the homophobic religious bigots will respond...


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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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