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 SillyWilly
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 Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for rape? 
#3181167 - 09/25/04 11:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I cant believe this article Im reading....Ill paste the link and story below...I am still pondering whether or not it true and if it is, why would they would take a picture of his corpse and publicly post it. Kind of disrespectful if you ask me.
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Jim Morrison's Corpse Faces Rape Charge
By Johnny Dupe
Oct 31, 2003, 09:30
Paris, France - A California woman in Paris to visit the grave of Jim Morrison has filed charges against the deceased singer, accusing him of rape. Morrison is being held in a Paris jail awaiting an upcoming court battle which should cause a media frenzy.
53-year-old Martha Siedel, who's name is being kept confidential, claims Morrison forced her to perform various sex acts on him while he "played dead". Martha Siedel's attorney, Matthew Gates, made a brief statement to the press today.
"Being dead for 30 years does NOT let a person off the hook when it comes to the law. Even a rotting 60's rock star is accountable for his actions, regardless if he's an alledged corpse with no visible penis."
 For a 60-year-old corpse of a drug-bloated hippy rock star, Morrison appeared surprisingly in shape. However, he did not respond to reporters questions regarding his sexual health.
Renowned lawyer Johnnie Cochran will once again take on the challenge of defending a celebrity. When asked whether being a charismatic rock star was an advantage or disadvantage in this case, he responded, "Are you high on crack? The man's DEAD!"
"My client has no pulse," continued Cochran. "Man with no pulse got no place being put on trial. Hell, the man has no FACE. He's got no face and they've got no case. Lemme tell you, my man Morrison just didn't do it. When you dead, you don't get head
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 Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for rape? [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181185 - 09/25/04 11:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181186 - 09/25/04 11:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know, I'm PRETTY sure this is fake. No, wait, I'm 100% sure of it. Seeing the line:
"For a 60-year-old corpse of a drug-bloated hippy rock star, Morrison appeared surprisingly in shape. However, he did not respond to reporters questions regarding his sexual health."
rather makes you reminded that it isn't true. Besides, it was nearly a year ago. If it even happened it would have been bigger news.
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: BioSore]
#3181320 - 09/26/04 12:06 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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those cochran quotes are awsome
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181344 - 09/26/04 12:11 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Johnny Cochran said:
When you dead, you don't get head
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for rape? [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181369 - 09/26/04 12:17 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
53-year-old Martha Siedel, who's name is being kept confidential
sorry, that sentence alone made me laugh.
This article is a joke!
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 Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181772 - 09/26/04 01:59 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think this rumor is false. Much like those, from a few years ago, that Pere La Chaise cemetery, in Paris, was going to make him move and pay for his own U-Haul. I still think we should protest, though; Just for shits ?n giggles...
 Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present was made entirely from the skins of dead Jim Morrisons (Scattered over dawn?s bleeding highway, I suppose...) that?s why it smelled so bad.
Caroline Wheeler checked into the lobby of the Bruce Grobelaar Leisure Centre
(they check in, but they don?t check out) - she was looking for a room where she could sit down and get herself back in order (ORDER!)...
SHEESH!, thought Caroline, What the HELL was that? (Edgar Wallace!)
So she goes to the elevator, she thinks "Well, that?ll be pretty straightforward" (Yes, STRAIGHT UP, Caroline...)
You know what she finds?
The elevator breaks down with Caroline and the fish in it.
(Fish?) (Uh-oh...)
Do you know what happens if you leave a fish too long in an elevator?
You don?t? (Uncontrollable Celtic whooping from Jones)
Well, here?s a clue: fish is biodegradable. (THAT MEANS IT ROTS.)
Ner! Ner! Ner!
--Excerpt from, "Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present," provided by The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy. All rights reserved.
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3181839 - 09/26/04 02:40 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3182112 - 09/26/04 09:44 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3184022 - 09/26/04 09:18 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like The Onion.
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Re: Corpse of "DOORS" Jim Morrison Dug up and charged for ra [Re: SillyWilly]
#3184062 - 09/26/04 09:28 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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'53-year-old Martha Siedel, who's name is being kept confidential, claims Morrison forced her to perform various sex acts on him while he "played dead".'
*dies of laughter*
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