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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Damn...my neighbor is getting high!
#3176652 - 09/24/04 08:02 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I keep the windows open in my house, because the weather is so nice out here. I was walking downstairs when a very familiar odor smacked me in the face. Holy shit...I smell bud! I start walking throughout the house and notice that the smell is stronger right in the room where the computer is. So I'm sitting here so enjoying my surroundings and taking in deep breaths...I'm very tempted to walk over there and introduce myself!
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Psychoslut
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176702 - 09/24/04 08:25 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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hurry up and bake some cookies or somthing, bring them over there, be like uh, i think i made too many cookies, but hurry he may be all out by the time yur done.
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Hooty
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: Psychoslut]
#3176725 - 09/24/04 08:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Walk over there eating a bag of chips and when he opens the door be putting some in your mouth and then look up like you just noticed him standing there and tip the bag towards him and say "wan' shum?"
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: Hooty]
#3176743 - 09/24/04 08:40 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahaha
That would def. freak them out! I think they are in their 40s-50s The smell is still lingering and it's very strong....they're still smoking it up!
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Hooty
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176782 - 09/24/04 08:55 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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make them some kind of scuplture that makes a subtle but descernable reference to pot and leave it on their doorstep.
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Anonymous
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176788 - 09/24/04 08:57 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put some Dead on your computer and play it for them
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twigz
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176791 - 09/24/04 08:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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man i wish my neighbors smoked pot that would be sweet
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baraka
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176812 - 09/24/04 09:03 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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If yer a chick he would probably think its cool.... If some strange dude walked up that would be a dif story.
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3176843 - 09/24/04 09:14 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes go and introduce your self, take over all your drugs and introduce them too.
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Hooty
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: Merkin]
#3176944 - 09/24/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Hello my name is desiree this is my bag of marijuana who I affectionately refer to as lola this is my stash of mushrooms I call them jamie and the boys"
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Merkin
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: Hooty]
#3176977 - 09/24/04 09:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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lolol
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: baraka]
#3177025 - 09/24/04 09:56 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
baraka said: If yer a chick he would probably think its cool.... If some strange dude walked up that would be a dif story.
I am a woman! I used to freak out if anyone showed up to my house when I was high. I was always so damn paranoid. The strangest people would show up and they would only show up when I was high. Johovah's witnesses at 6pm. The gas man at 12pm, that was only weird because there wasn't a single house on the block that used natural gas or propane. Random people would show up asking for someone who doesn't live there and I had been living in that home for 12 years!
I swear people knew exactly what I was doing!
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Hooty said: make them some kind of scuplture that makes a subtle but descernable reference to pot and leave it on their doorstep.
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baltazar
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3178249 - 09/25/04 06:25 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL, the subject of your topic made me laugh
Funny thing
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: baltazar]
#3178256 - 09/25/04 06:31 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Indeed!!
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iluan
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3178573 - 09/25/04 10:24 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha next time you see him say "sup boogie bear" He'll know you know!
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: iluan]
#3178580 - 09/25/04 10:28 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahaha... Hi iluan!
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iluan
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3178583 - 09/25/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey hun.
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3178586 - 09/25/04 10:31 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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exactly. I wouldnt answer the door if im smoken up in my place recently especially if its some random dude. If some hot chick shows up at my door tho...
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iluan
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Re: Damn...my neighbor is getting high! [Re: baraka]
#3178594 - 09/25/04 10:34 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha LIES! she wouldn't even have to be hot and you would let her in /giggle.....
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