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Beer Goggles!
    #3174349 - 09/24/04 11:54 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Gotta love this fun little song by Lagwagon!

Lagwagon - Beer Goggles

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
But 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun!

Oh, Beer Goggles!
Oh, Beer Goggles!
I love to put them on! Them on!

Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
"Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start
"Hi, my name's Barbie"
"My name's Ken"
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
Oh! I'm drunk again!

Oh, Beer Goggles!
Oh, Beer Goggles!
I love to put them on!
One size fits all!!!


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You're here because you know something.
What you know you can't explain,
But you feel it;
You've felt it your entire life.
That there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is, but it's there....
Like a splinter in your mind...
Driving you mad.


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Re: Beer Goggles! [Re: trendal]
    #3174355 - 09/24/04 11:56 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Beer Goggles! [Re: trendal]
    #3174462 - 09/24/04 12:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

haha, cool song

speaking of beer goggles, i had to wear those things for a class one time.. the ".15" bac pair were nothing like being drunk..the floor was shifting and everything was in weird colors.. i wish alcohol did that :p


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Re: Beer Goggles! [Re: lukeboots]
    #3174465 - 09/24/04 12:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Just make sure you have them on when the ugly lights turn on at the end of the night...or you may be in for a scary sight :grin:


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You're here because you know something.
What you know you can't explain,
But you feel it;
You've felt it your entire life.
That there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is, but it's there....
Like a splinter in your mind...
Driving you mad.


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Re: Beer Goggles! [Re: trendal]
    #4932927 - 11/14/05 05:17 PM (11 years, 23 days ago)

I've actually had beer goggles for the first time the other weekend. I met a chick at this bar(totally shit faced), and she gave me a call the next day. She had a petite sounding voice. Key word was sounding. "It" looked totally different then "it" sounded. Make a long story short, I put one in for the team.


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Re: Beer Goggles! *DELETED* [Re: Impala]
    #4934153 - 11/14/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 23 days ago)

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Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Beer Goggles! [Re: blink]
    #4934157 - 11/14/05 09:54 PM (11 years, 23 days ago)

fat bitches need lovin too!! as long as they can suck a good dick theyre fine in my books


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