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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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The Papaver Foundation!
#3172780 - 09/23/04 10:32 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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At the Papaver Foundation we do a lot of work with wayward girls and substance abuse research. It?s long and tiring work, but we love it. Please help us in our work.
Please send us a check, or any disused pornography, surgical tubing, ace bandages, or expired pharmaceuticals, that you may have on hand. We?ll see that your donations find a good home.
Thanks for caring!
If you?re a wayward girl, then please call our toll-free hotline. We want to help. Really, we do. You can trust us...
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3172801 - 09/23/04 10:37 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Merkin
neep.
Registered: 07/04/03
Posts: 27,537
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3172810 - 09/23/04 10:38 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude.!
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3172842 - 09/23/04 10:45 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll donate my VW decorated with barbie-doll heads!
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Le_Canard]
#3172857 - 09/23/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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We?ll take it! Doll parts always attract the little goth girls! They need to be saved... Here is a view of our warehouse for vocational therapy involving postmodern collage technique with doll-parts...
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oDin
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3172938 - 09/23/04 11:04 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have this ball of lint?
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: oDin]
#3172970 - 09/23/04 11:09 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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That might find use in our petting zoo. We have an extensive collection of exotic animals for the girls to ride and pet...
I?m gonna ride my llama From Peru to Texarkana I wanna ride him good In my old neighborhood I?m gonna ride him good In my old neighborhood.
I?d like to take a walk But not around the block I really got some news I met a man from Mars. He picked up all my guitars And played me traveling songs.
And when we got on ship He brought out something for the trip And said, It?s old but it?s good Like any other primitive would.--Neil Young
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Hooty
Reality isRelative
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3173089 - 09/23/04 11:37 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does the foundation have an official sitar player?
Something to sooth the girls' wayward souls?
-------------------- Without love in the dream It will never come true
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oDin
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3173108 - 09/23/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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cool <3
btw all the llamas i have met had uber bad breath
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Hooty
Reality isRelative
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: oDin]
#3173130 - 09/23/04 11:49 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lamas have a long history of halitosis.
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Society
Mmmm... pizza
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3173886 - 09/24/04 06:20 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Alright, I'm visiting; who's coming with me?
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Twirling
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3174780 - 09/24/04 11:47 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll donate my time.... and energy.
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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
#3174795 - 09/24/04 11:52 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm looking for a job, pappy!
Did you read that news about how semen is an anti-depressant? I'm sure I could be of some help to these "wayward girls"
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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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BigNerd
Sociable loner
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Posts: 4,228
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: trendal]
#3175049 - 09/24/04 01:12 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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*thinks to self "Hell, I've got semen!"*
BN
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Hooty
Reality isRelative
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: BigNerd]
#3176778 - 09/24/04 08:52 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sacrifices must be made for these girls once they played with dolls now with their own lives....
-------------------- Without love in the dream It will never come true
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Hooty
Reality isRelative
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Hooty]
#3176842 - 09/24/04 09:14 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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We give them a place to go We give them things to eat This ain?t no picture show Our service can?t be beat.
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