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OfflineThe_Hobbit
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Need help with shaving pubes
    #3171385 - 09/23/04 06:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I've been thinking about shaving my pubes for a while now, so I decided to try it out. I wasn't planning on doing it, but I saw a small pair of scissors when I was taking a piss and just started snipping. I heard that some people just trim their pubes so I thought I'd see how that looked. I didn't really like how it turned out, so I decided to go all the way and shave.

I never got to my balls because doing the main patch was enough trouble. I didn't know that you weren't supposed to shave against the grain. I got little bumps (look like goosebumps) that came up all of the sudden and I tried to continue shaving. After a few strokes, blood starts coming out of 6 different places and I have to stop on that side. With the other side, I shaved with the grain and it turned out fine.

I put some Neosporin on the tiny cuts just to make sure they get healed correctly. It's about an hour later right now and the side that was shaved against the grain is red and a little itchy. I think I'm going to put some moisturizer on it.

So.. do you have any tips on how to improve my pube shaving experience?

Btw, I think my dick looks kind of weird this way. I thought it would look cool, but it didn't turn out that way. Maybe I'm just too used to having hair there. Now it's a big empty space. Atleast I can say that I've done it, though. Plus, I won't have my pubes dropping everywhere. :smirk:


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171393 - 09/23/04 06:35 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

try the physical and mental health forum

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171401 - 09/23/04 06:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Everyone itches the first time they shave their pubes. Your body gets used to it, though.

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171413 - 09/23/04 06:38 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

waxem

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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: Paou]
    #3171420 - 09/23/04 06:40 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

dont use sissors dude!
buy an electric razor with a bunch if different settings...
or, have you seen that little electric thing thats advertised on tv for trimming hair, its guaranteed not to cut skin and its like $15
im sure its made for this purpose, but they just dont bring it up in the commercial.


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171461 - 09/23/04 06:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

i use the clippers.  you know the electric buzzer thing barbers use to shave heads.  i put a #1 clip on there.  then afterwards or whenever you need to, give it a close shave with an electric razor like thecornking said, or use a new disposable razor to clean it up and give the parts that need it a smooth shave.
:thumbup:

need an example pic?
:grin:


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: felix]
    #3171468 - 09/23/04 06:49 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

yes pic pls

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171523 - 09/23/04 06:57 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

electric razor=key
yes prepare for itching if you are going down to skin


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171529 - 09/23/04 06:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Nair is the key. First few times your balls may burn but after a while it's a wonderful tingle.

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171560 - 09/23/04 07:04 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

just keep shaving with shaving gel or shaving creme WITH the grain for 2 or 3 weeks, then shave daily against the gran and you will be fine.

All you got was razorburn and some razor rash.

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: Barbi]
    #3171626 - 09/23/04 07:17 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

mndfreeze said:


I like to smoke the hazenburn with some razor hash.



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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3171636 - 09/23/04 07:19 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

This is not pub material sir.

banbanbanbanban

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes *DELETED* [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3171826 - 09/23/04 07:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: blink]
    #3171883 - 09/23/04 08:07 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

SODIUM FUSIDATE??

I just use 'bikini zone'...

/me goes off to look at ingredients

active ingredient: Lidocaine.

WEll I dunno what the sodium whatever is, but bikini zone is k3y :grin:

Also, it's a good idea to exfoliate to prevent ingrown hairs. Use a facial exfoliant for sensitive skin immediatly after shaving and rinse with cool water.


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3172435 - 09/23/04 09:34 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Dude's should never shave their shit. But be sure to trim it and not let it get out of control. If you shave it, you'll get chronic sweaty itchy balls. Plus, you'll get a lot of ingrown hairs and little red dots from it.

If you do anything just get a little buzzer and trim.

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3172554 - 09/23/04 09:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

keep using the neosporin.

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3172794 - 09/23/04 10:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I agree with the electric trimmer... use once a week lowest setting. it wont be smooth but i think it looks better then clean shaven anyway...getting the balls is a bitch though.


But enough about that the real question is how in the fuck you shave your ass crack?


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3172824 - 09/23/04 10:41 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

have you ever heard about that barber in D.C. who uses fire to cut hair?
apparently its a really clean cut if you can stand the smell of burning hair-- which is the worst smell ever IMO.

i may or may not be advocating this for your current predicament....get back to me later


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3173042 - 09/23/04 11:26 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

It itches like hell the first couple times, but after that it's fine.


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Re: Need help with shaving pubes [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #3173069 - 09/23/04 11:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

OMFG

HA HA HA HA

To funny

Dude you got razor burn on your Pubes

Ouchy


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