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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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I forgot to mention that innoculation would be with my new R.I.T., or Rectal Innoculation Tek, this would also be broadcast, via webcam.
www.somethingawful.net details the first step in R.I.T.

Nothing of what I say is a personal matter. All cultivation questions are on behalf of counterparts who risk growing. I take no responsibility in being the messenger.

Edited by Firewolf127 on 05/15/01 10:19 PM.



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Give me silence, water, hope;
Give me struggle, iron, volcanoes...

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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fuzzzE, fuzzzE!" a childish voice cried.
FuzzzE had just gotten off of the school bus and turned in the direction of the voice. Her enormous breasts quivering in the process.
"My GOD! Their as big as her head!" One of fuzzzE?s peers exclaimed from the window of the bus.
~I digress~
The origin of the voice was fuzzzE?s younger brother Hairy. Tagging behind him was her other sibling Nappy. Nappy was holding a large paper grocery bag. It was slightly convex towards the bottom leading her to believe there was something inside.
"Look what I caught fuzzzE!!!" Nappy shouted, an elfish grin on her face. FuzzzzE inched closer to the bag.
"Be careful fuzzzE, you might frighten it" said Hairy.
Ever so slowly Nappy opened the bag. Eventually she could make out a distinct brown lumpy figure huddled in the corner.
"Look I taught it a trick!!!!" Nappy screamed.
Hairy too was in a strange state of jubilation at the mention of the "trick". This only confused fuzzzE more, but it was OK because she was extremely ditsy and used to being confused. In fact the only thing was wasn?t confused about was SEX. She knew more tricks than a whore and quite frankly would fuck anything that moved. If it didn?t move she would fuck it till it did.
~I digress~
Nappy began to shake the bag quickly up and down making the mysterious creature jump. And that?s when the realization popped into fuzzzE?s blond, empty little head.
"Hey! That there be poop!"
Indeed it was. Upon closer inspection one could see that the bag was smeared with a thick creamy brown substance that was quickly beginning to harden. What looked like corn and peanuts dotted the coagulating daubs in a freakish helter skelter manner. Worst/Best of all was the sickening aroma of rancid hot-dogs that wafted up from the bag. FuzzzE?s eyes watered at the stench and she could feel bile rising up in her throat.
"We got locked out of the shack and Nappy really had to go number 2." Hairy giggled.
"Yeah fuzzzE, do you have the key to the shack? Said nappy.
"No" fuzzzE said,
"but I know where we can go"
An impish twinkle lit her baby blue eyes?
And so they all proceeded to slather fuzzzE?s naked body with Butter flavored Crisco *thinking of Tom all the while*. Paying special attention to her immense bobos. Did I mention how big her nippies are?
THE END?
or is it?


rEaLiTy iS a PiGmEnT oF yOuR hAlLuCiNaTiOn


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"Give Fuzzy all of your drugs. So let it be written, so let it be done!"- the word of Fuzzy the III supreme ruler of all Mycotopia

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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Free print, and you can put people down for it.....Well Tom I have read your mostly dumb ass posts and I think your one of the most annoying hip-hop-hurrayin peoples I have ever not known....Stick it up your grainhole and may the gods produce a nice contaminate that will keep you regular..........

Going crazy will drive you mad, but once you get there the rest is easy.....


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Going crazy will drive you mad, but once you get there the rest is easy....All spores are not created equal!!!!!!!!!!! Sporeworks, Hawkseye, PF, they are completely viable with very strong genetics.



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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: Fuzzy]
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man I luaghed my ass off at fuzzy's and egolesss post, so Tom you want to hear a funny story do U? ok then, R U ready? this is a true story...One lonely knight while I was at a bar and too drunk to know better I took this whore home and fucked her brains out, she then became pregant, had a fat ass little kid she called Tom, who grew up think he was a bastard till I posted this info...HI SON..

"Out of chaos...comes order...." AND THE FSR..


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"Most of the world's problems are caused by people taking things that do not belong to them..."

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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Oh yeah well...one time *this really happened* I was with my friend Alia and were talking to my other friends boyfriend and he was doing that trick where you take off your thumb. Yah you know the one! And so he struggles to put his thumb back on and then he goes "TA-DAH!" and shows us the thumb. Then looks at it in horror because it is all big and deformed. So he is like "oh god..SHIT!! Thats not supposed to happen! Fuck!" And of course me and my friend are freakin out. Well it turns out that his thumb was deformed to begin w/ and we never noticed. Its been like that from birth. I laughed my ass off. The end :)

rEaLiTy iS a PiGmEnT oF yOuR hAlLuCiNaTiOn


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"Give Fuzzy all of your drugs. So let it be written, so let it be done!"- the word of Fuzzy the III supreme ruler of all Mycotopia

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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Im sorry but I cant resist I have to tell just one more story. I used to have this obsession with dead animals, but only dead ducks *dont ask me why* Well I walked by this park by my house and there was this dead duck...well the remains of a dead duck. It really wasnt a duck at all, but a single wing connected by a tendon of flesh then a puffball of feathers and ribbs, another tendon of flesh and then a single mummified foot. It was like a rotting mobile of flesh or something. Well of course I fell in love with it instantly and named it Petey and took it home with me. i thought my mom would be angry at me so I threw it in my evil crotchety old lady neighbors yard for safekeeping. I really wanted to staple gun it to a piece of wood and hang it in my room *again...dont ask me why* Well then my neighbor found it a month later while gardening and threw it away :( Another time I was at this OTHER park and there was a dead duck in a garbge can so I pulled it out and all these wasps flew out of its mouth *tee-hee* it was funny. His name was Petey the second of course! I dont want you guys to get the impression that I hurt animals becuse I dont I just went through this stage where I loved dead ducks. Oh and my freshman year in highschool I grabbed this roadkill squirell and chucked it across the street at some whorish goth girl i didnt like. But that dont count!

rEaLiTy iS a PiGmEnT oF yOuR hAlLuCiNaTiOn


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"Give Fuzzy all of your drugs. So let it be written, so let it be done!"- the word of Fuzzy the III supreme ruler of all Mycotopia

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: Taz]
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oh yeah, and when Tom was a little fat kid, i used to beat his ass for always eating up all the food. I abused him like a red headed step child, that's why he acts the way he does today. soooo Tom, son, what ya getting me for father's day?

BTW, fuzzy deserves the print, she's trying really hard for it, and unless your gay Tom, You should give it to her because she is worthy, I'm not worthy man, I abused yer fat ass as a child.....

"Out of chaos...comes order...." AND THE FSR..


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"Most of the world's problems are caused by people taking things that do not belong to them..."

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: Taz]
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FuzzzE and triple_3 win.

"Ha ha" -- Nelson

"Never trade or buy from DXMHEAD420... he ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself

Edited by tom on 05/16/01 03:39 PM.



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"It must be your stamps girl... cause it aint your face" -- Juvenile

"Only in America does someone order a cheese burger, large fries, and a diet Coke" -- ?

"DXMHEAD420 ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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The prints were given away because I think that this is a great strain that should be experienced by more cultivators.

"Ha ha" -- Nelson

"Never trade or buy from DXMHEAD420... he ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself


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"It must be your stamps girl... cause it aint your face" -- Juvenile

"Only in America does someone order a cheese burger, large fries, and a diet Coke" -- ?

"DXMHEAD420 ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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*does the victory/jiggle large breasts obscenely dance!*

rEaLiTy iS a PiGmEnT oF yOuR hAlLuCiNaTiOn


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"Give Fuzzy all of your drugs. So let it be written, so let it be done!"- the word of Fuzzy the III supreme ruler of all Mycotopia

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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I by no means what so ever feel that I am worthy of begging for a print of any strain ralphster44 shhhhhhhhh. I just stopped by to see witch begger is the funniest. You have your work cut out for you

remember, behind every great fortune there is an even greater crime


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RAFFLE to help out GS and his 7 month old daughter

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Re: Why are you worthy? [Re: tom]
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way to go Tom, yer not as bad as everyone thinks U are. BTW, I wasn't really trying to win it and I thought fuzzy had the funniest story. Tom, I hope U know that all that shit I said was in all good fun, nothing personal. I thought You'd get a good laugh out of it and hope U did. Pm me tom, I have something for ya.

"Out of chaos...comes order...." AND THE FSR..


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