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How to Dodge the Draft? * 1
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Hey All Shroomers,

I have read from a few sources that there is a possibility that the Draft will be in acted by July 2005 and this time, nastier than ever. This version of the draft legislation would make it harder for one to cross a border into an ajoining nation and also, women would be drafted.

Whether or not you agree with this (do a google search and find out for yourself or visit www.sss.gov) I need help brainstorming ideas about how to become ineligible for the draft. Any ideas you could throw my way that would keep me from having to kill strangers would be much appreciated. Lets hope this never happens and we can keep on chilling.

Thanks, Peace


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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you could cut your hand off or something i guess.

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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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You could kill yourself.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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Try this site.

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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: Annapurna1] * 1
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Annapurna1 said:



Kerry said he wants more troops in iraqu and whatever.

The only solutions is one word.

CANADA!


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MAGnum] * 1
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Oh yeah, being an only child helps too.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MAGnum] * 1
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and edwards said no draft...but since kerry wont win..your best bet might be to turn into a neocon chickenhawk...


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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Tell the draft board you like to suck semen out of a hose. Out of a hose? Yea, suck it out o fa hose.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: retread] * 1
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I think you may be on to something there. Last I checked, the military still had a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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Suck it up and grab a gun.

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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: silversoul7] * 1
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People get kicked out of the military for saying that they are gay.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: retread] * 1
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You know, I've sometimes wondered about the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.  Seems to me if they're referring to one's sexual orientation, it should go both ways, but somehow I doubt you'd get kicked out of the military for saying you're straight(unless it's the Navy :grin:).


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: silversoul7] * 1
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I know of some people that got out of the Viet Nam draft and all did it by doing something that would call their sexuality into question.

Wearing womans underware, leaving signs that they wear makeup, to just acting like they were the bigest flamers to ever set foot into the enlistment branches. I believe them when they say it worked for them back then but I have my doubts that it is still the surefire way to get rejected nowadays.

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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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The "return of the draft" myth is just that -- a myth. It was started by Democratic supporters as a way to scare young'uns away from voting for Bush, despite the fact that the congressman and senator who introduced the resolution are (of course) both Democrats.

There isn't a hope in hell that the bill will pass, and even the two Dem sponsors realize that.

Don't get your knickers in a twist over it.

pinky


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: Phred] * 1
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What is your definition of 'myth'? Does it mean, 'within the realm of possibility'?


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: Evolving] * 1
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Not a hope in hell the Democrat-sponsored bill will pass. There certainly won't be a draft by July 2005.

Oh, maybe if Kerry wins (where else will he get that 40,000 extra troops he's yammering about?) and Dems regain the House and Senate.... nah, even then some Dems will vote against it.

And the odds of Kerry winning are not that great anyway.

But -- within the realm of "possibility"? Sure. It's also possible that aliens from Beta Reticuli could land on the White House lawn tonight.

pinky


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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How about just telling the government that you won't go. Sure it might mean jail time but at least you won't be labeled a coward whilemaking a political statement about the war. If you think that something is wrong, don't try and figure out a way to avoid it, fight it.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: Phred] * 1
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I think pinky's right, the only mentions I've heard of a potential draft have been pure speculation.

But hey, if you want to move to Canada, it's nice up here.


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Re: How to Dodge the Draft? [Re: MXNR] * 1
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I think the best bet would be to move out.


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