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InvisibleMOTH
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Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your asshole?
    #3153477 - 09/19/04 08:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I did. Once when I was 16 I fractured my tailbone from riding my horse. (I fell off)

Well, I went to the doctor and he stuck his finger up there to feel around. Not only was it painful, but incredibly embarressing. I couldn't look the doctor in the eye while leaving.

I had to sit on one of those little donut pillows for a few months. That sucked.

*me*


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MOTH]
    #3153479 - 09/19/04 08:37 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

ive never had it done to me... but alot of guys have to get it done alot.... its called a prostate exam ..... no fun:eek:


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: Infrared]
    #3153488 - 09/19/04 08:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, prostate exam...
Haven't had it but I guess I should.

The coccyx isn't that close to the poop chute. Your doc sounds like a perv, elle!


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MOTH]
    #3153504 - 09/19/04 08:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

aye is isnt all fun and glamorus like tv makes it out to be


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your asshole? [Re: MOTH]
    #3153534 - 09/19/04 09:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah i had a condition which required a prostate examination but i was in so much pain at the moment so the doc could have showed his hole hand up and i wouldn't have cared.


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: oDin]
    #3153539 - 09/19/04 09:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
aye is isnt all fun and glamorus like tv makes it out to be




you said it was your favorite doc visit ever!

:smile:


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your asshole? [Re: MOTH]
    #3153831 - 09/19/04 10:17 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I had to get a flexible sigmoidescopy.Its very violating.


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your asshole? [Re: MOTH]
    #3154010 - 09/19/04 10:56 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Wait wait wait, he's only supposed to use his finger?

That motherfucker.


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MOTH]
    #3154044 - 09/19/04 11:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yep, and she was cute.


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MAGnum]
    #3154536 - 09/20/04 12:54 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I had successfully blocked it out of my memory until you mentioned it. :mad2:

BN


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MOTH]
    #3154540 - 09/20/04 12:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

OTD material


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: funkymonk]
    #3154633 - 09/20/04 01:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

What??  We're talking medical here...if I posted this in OTD I'd get a bunch of nasty pics.  :smile:


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your asshole? [Re: MOTH]
    #3155971 - 09/20/04 03:41 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

lol, thats funny stuff


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Invisiblesucklesworth
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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: oDin]
    #3155978 - 09/20/04 03:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

man, you think you know someone in real life and *wham* their online persona takes over


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: sucklesworth]
    #3156004 - 09/20/04 03:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I cant make any funny comment here...:(

I can tell you that Sucky's prostate is just fine though :wink:


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: goobler]
    #3156010 - 09/20/04 03:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

next time, hit me with the scouts honor


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: sucklesworth]
    #3156142 - 09/20/04 04:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Better make it three.......


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: MOTH]
    #3156238 - 09/20/04 04:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I had a doctor stick a big tube up my ass. it was a teaching hospital so the event was witnessed by several students. They praised me for not shitting everywhere when said tube was removed. I should put that down on job applications: master of sphincter control...


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: cosmicray]
    #3156354 - 09/20/04 04:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

cosmicray said:
I had a doctor stick a big tube up my ass.  it was a teaching hospital so the event was witnessed by several students.  They praised me for not shitting everywhere when said tube was removed.  I should put that down on job applications: master of sphincter control...





Well done!!  :thumbup:


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Re: Have you ever had a doctor stick his finger up your assh [Re: cosmicray]
    #3156376 - 09/20/04 04:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

TOO MUCH INFO



MAN WE NEED A TUBGIRL for this thread


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