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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Funny Local Police Report
    #3148616 - 09/17/04 04:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"Two Whitefish Bay boys, ages 15 and 16, smashe some glass bottles after they ate some psychedlic mushrooms; one of the boys fainted after admitting to disorderly conduct behind Winkie's Variety Store, to which the North Shore Fire Department was called at 10:10 P.M. Sept. 10 No citations were issued."




haha.


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3148657 - 09/17/04 04:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

they called the damn fire department? sheesh!


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: lukeboots]
    #3148778 - 09/17/04 04:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, it's a pretty crazy report...musta been a pretty crazy trip.

That kid fainted :lol:


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3148835 - 09/17/04 05:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

oh god i hope those kids dont punk out to the cops... :crazy:


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3148976 - 09/17/04 05:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

its White Folks Bay...im surprised the fire dept. didnt call for backup...
that being said, weinkie's is a stupid name for a store  :drooling:


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: MrBump]
    #3150387 - 09/18/04 01:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

HAHA, you from around here?

I saw that shop name and was liek What the fuck?

2 dudes trippin behind it smashing bottles..way to NOT cause a ruckus in public while tripping. If the kid who fainted woulda gotten arrested he probably woulda had a heart attack. I don't understand why the fire department were called?


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3150392 - 09/18/04 01:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Some kids are so dumb while tripping. They pick the worst scenarios and do the dumbest things.


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #3150401 - 09/18/04 01:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah. When you are smashing bottles at night that's bound to end up in trouble if you continue to do so.

Those mushrooms should have been mine so they could be put to GOOD use.


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3150408 - 09/18/04 01:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Seriously. Maybe I will find some tomorrow. Going on a hunt because it rained all today and it will be 75 degrees and sunny tomorrow.


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #3150420 - 09/18/04 01:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have more mushrooms then i can handle.. after a bumper crop of wild cubes here in north GA, and then WEILII! the season has only begun and I have found 2 patches... god bless the shroomin magic around Atlanta :mushroom2:


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3150545 - 09/18/04 02:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

dang old dumb wisconsin and no wild mushrooms to go pick :thumbdown:


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3152147 - 09/18/04 10:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:
HAHA, you from around here?

I saw that shop name and was liek What the fuck?

2 dudes trippin behind it smashing bottles..way to NOT cause a ruckus in public while tripping.  If the kid who fainted woulda gotten arrested he probably woulda had a heart attack.  I don't understand why the fire department were called?




East Side! :stoned:

btw, have you seen that new store called "Home Grown" next to Otto's?
i havent been in there yet...but there has to be some false advertising going on with that.


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Re: Funny Local Police Report [Re: MrBump]
    #3154651 - 09/20/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

No, I haven't heard of that. If you check it out, lemme know whats up with it.


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