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OfflineFina
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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: psilocybe cubensis]
    #3145390 - 09/16/04 10:00 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I love dirty talk! But we both have to be in the right mood for it.
The best time for dirty talk is when me and my boy are in a situation where we're both really horny but aren't able to have sex (in public, around family..) Whispering filthy things in each others ears and getting all fired up. I guess I love being teased.

When on shrooms or acid I have a habit of trying to tell stupid jokes in the middle of sex. So usually the sex ends up falling apart in a big, silly, giggly puddle!


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: psilocybe cubensis]
    #3145396 - 09/16/04 10:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

me too, while fucking my bitch from the back, we often discuss how we will pay the power bill, when we will go get gocierys, things like that.  :ooo:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3145400 - 09/16/04 10:04 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

this sounds like ye olde baseball stats trick to me.

whatever floats your boat tho.


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: debianlinux]
    #3145424 - 09/16/04 10:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

it helps keep our lives more structured, not so i can last longer.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3145452 - 09/16/04 10:18 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

are you so busy that you have to fit finances and sex into the same timespace?


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: debianlinux]
    #3145455 - 09/16/04 10:19 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

wait... can't be right... or the shroomery is greater than sex


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: debianlinux]
    #3145482 - 09/16/04 10:28 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

yes, i have to go to work, fan 6 tubs three mins each 3 times a day three mins each, eat, get on the shroomery, take a shower, smoke a blunt, i have lots of shit to do.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: MOTH]
    #3145753 - 09/16/04 11:24 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Talk dirty
Laugh
Sweat
Make strange noises
Scream
Drool
Collapse
The drooling is key


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: MOTH]
    #3145954 - 09/17/04 12:02 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

the girl can say whatever she wants, but I am usually silent. I do like it when girls talk shit and scream and moan, though...


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Re: Do you talk during sex? *DELETED* [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3145969 - 09/17/04 12:05 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: blink]
    #3145983 - 09/17/04 12:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

seems kind of pointless.

besides, I'm not really 'there' during sex, by which I mean its a very mental thing for me. kind of like ego death, or a return to a more primitive instinct.

anyway, making noise on purpose always seemed kind of fake to me, but I like when girls do it, if they mean it.


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: MOTH]
    #3146029 - 09/17/04 12:22 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Taek it like a bitch hobbit!! WHOS THE GANDALF?!?! WHOS THE GANDALF!?!

I tried that once just for fun.


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: MOTH] * 1
    #3146069 - 09/17/04 12:30 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

filthy dirty nasty talk=boner

sometimes afterwards, in the "glow", i wonder if our neighbors can hear and if they do wtf they think.

one time about 10 years ago or so annie and i lived in a small fishing town on the pacific coast. the houses were very close together...like 5 feet or so.....so annie and i have some sex...some dirty nasty sweaty spank my ass daddy and ill scream kinda sex.....afterwards i noticed the window by our bed was open.....i opened the curtains and our 70 year old neighbor man was just smiling to beat all....when he saw my face he just waved...haha


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: oDin]
    #3146180 - 09/17/04 12:49 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: oDin]
    #3146214 - 09/17/04 12:56 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
filthy dirty nasty talk=boner

sometimes afterwards, in the "glow", i wonder if our neighbors can hear and if they do wtf they think.

one time about 10 years ago or so annie and i lived in a small fishing town on the pacific coast. the houses were very close together...like 5 feet or so.....so annie and i have some sex...some dirty nasty sweaty spank my ass daddy and ill scream kinda sex.....afterwards i noticed the window by our bed was open.....i opened the curtains and our 70  year old neighbor man was just smiling to beat all....when he saw my face he just waved...haha




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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OfflineCmonkey67
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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3146526 - 09/17/04 02:09 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fade_To_Black said:
Quote:

oDin said:
filthy dirty nasty talk=boner

sometimes afterwards, in the "glow", i wonder if our neighbors can hear and if they do wtf they think.

one time about 10 years ago or so annie and i lived in a small fishing town on the pacific coast. the houses were very close together...like 5 feet or so.....so annie and i have some sex...some dirty nasty sweaty spank my ass daddy and ill scream kinda sex.....afterwards i noticed the window by our bed was open.....i opened the curtains and our 70  year old neighbor man was just smiling to beat all....when he saw my face he just waved...haha




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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OfflineCmonkey67
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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Cmonkey67]
    #3146530 - 09/17/04 02:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I got the ol' in a car in the parking lot, caught by a cop once....but that's hilarious odin


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Cmonkey67]
    #3146546 - 09/17/04 02:16 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes I wonder if my neighbors can hear us too. Then I think that the thought of them maybe hearing us is kinda hot. Then they can be jealous, or get in the mood themselves.  :grin:


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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Cmonkey67]
    #3146552 - 09/17/04 02:18 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cmonkey67 said:
Quote:

Fade_To_Black said:
Quote:

oDin said:
filthy dirty nasty talk=boner

sometimes afterwards, in the "glow", i wonder if our neighbors can hear and if they do wtf they think.

one time about 10 years ago or so annie and i lived in a small fishing town on the pacific coast. the houses were very close together...like 5 feet or so.....so annie and i have some sex...some dirty nasty sweaty spank my ass daddy and ill scream kinda sex.....afterwards i noticed the window by our bed was open.....i opened the curtains and our 70  year old neighbor man was just smiling to beat all....when he saw my face he just waved...haha




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:







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Re: Do you talk during sex? [Re: Cmonkey67]
    #3146730 - 09/17/04 03:03 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cmonkey67 said:
I got the ol' in a car in the parking lot, caught by a cop once....but that's hilarious odin




you should have talked dirty to the cop.


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