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Merkin
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Registered: 07/04/03
Posts: 27,537
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control?
#2823272 - 06/24/04 05:33 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mushroom Control? was intitially established in Spaceville, 1963 by StuEmmettMatijaSamYumHeh. It has been the leading, most sucessful mushroom organisation known to science. This is a prime example of a sucessful mission in the hands of Mushroom Control? - Hanky and Gnome Leader Merkaba , and his sidekick Samyumheh . Contact with Mushroom Control? was done through the use of Gnome TXT message phones, (the following conversations were made in realtime somewhere along the shroomy day)
(all names are fictious, due to the top secret nature of the happening) 23 June 2004 0600 Hours Mushroom Control: Good morning Gnome Leader, mushroom control has new objectives for you. Catch a train to east Tarakiki station and go hunting in Bowadideastu park, next to the station. Get back to me after that, for your next mission. Gnome Leader: Objectives recieved Mushroom control? Mushroom Control: Mushroom control to Gnome leader, today you will find many shrooms... Gnome Leader: Gnome Leader to Mushroom control?, telepathic vibe prediction accepted, shroominess is in the air Mushroom Control: What is your status Gnome leader? Gnome Leader: Travelling North East. Gnome leader will use cellular gnomular receptors to contact mushroom control at 1400 hours **In the meantime, Gnome Leader has woken sidekick from his slumber and both are on the way to mission. They reach Bowadideastu park and find that the potential shroomular figures are close to negative 10 on the shroomer scale.** Gnomes: Gnomes to Mushroom COntrol?, the park is GRASS, I repeat the park is GRASS! Aborting mission, aborting mission!!!
Mushroom Control: Gnomer that: Get back on the train and stop at Woreba Station From Woreba Station walk south along Gnome St, until you hit Elf Creek Lands. Turn right into the creek lands on the far side of the creek, hunt thrhough until you arrive at a car park at a bowls club - there will be many elf enemies so use your San Pedro to fight back. Good Luck Gnome leader!
Gnomes: Orders recieved. Thank you Mushroom Control?. Gnomer and out. Mushroom Control: the psycho-active entities occur between the bowls, mushroom control has found them there. The whole area has shroomistic ability but watch your back. *****Meanwhile Gnome Leader and sidekick are being very cautious not to attract unwelcome attention, but at the same time have their eyes peeled for Fruits of the Divine. On the way they meet many different speciemens and odd looking people-creatures that talk and give further directions.*** Sidekick talks to Gnome Leader: I have shrooming territory in sight! Throw the San Pedro to extinguish the elves! Gnome Leader: Time to pick some mushrooms!
Gnomes to Mushroom Control: Phew that was close. Mushroom COntrol? you have done it again. Gnome Leader has hit jackpot. Gnomer and out Mushroom Control: Congradulations Gnome Leader! You are ordered to make a thread on the shroomery detailing your quest and the knowledge and behind the scenes planning of Mushroom Control?.
^^ and a part of the hunt (Melbourne's Psilocybe Subaeruginosa) Gnome leader even managed to steal a pen from one of the elves.! WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FURTHER ADVENTURE UPDATES. NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: "SEE EMMETT PLAY"
Edited by Merkaba (09/15/04 12:39 AM)
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Hanky
wiffle bat.

Registered: 08/30/03
Posts: 56,993
Loc: Great Southern Land.
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Re: The Mystical adventures Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
#2823278 - 06/24/04 05:37 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gnome leader,your mission is complete until after the next rains. mushroom control.
-------------------- Coaster is an idiot... [quote]Coaster said: but i thnk everything thats pure is white? [/quote]
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mjshroomer
Sage
Registered: 07/21/99
Posts: 13,774
Loc: gone with my shrooms
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
#2823379 - 06/24/04 06:40 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is shroom control to Major Gnome as eaten by David Bowie.
mj
very Kewl!
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ToxicMan
Bite me, it's fun!


Registered: 06/28/02
Posts: 6,725
Loc: Aurora, Colorado
Last seen: 6 hours, 45 minutes
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: Merkin]
#2823429 - 06/24/04 07:18 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I expected to see some lawn gnomes hunting mushrooms. Hmmm....
Happy mushrooming!
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Merkin
neep.


Registered: 07/04/03
Posts: 27,537
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: ToxicMan]
#2823472 - 06/24/04 07:48 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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hmm too bad we weren't equipped in our usual gnomular fashion
Edited by Merkaba (06/25/04 05:37 AM)
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Samhehyum
Changed

Registered: 08/23/03
Posts: 328
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Last seen: 18 years, 7 months
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: Merkin]
#2844474 - 06/30/04 05:46 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes Mission was quite successful. Standing by Gnome leader. Gnomer and out.
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth


Registered: 08/13/03
Posts: 13,673
Loc: Smokey Mtns. TN
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
#2844580 - 06/30/04 06:06 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Keep working the fields oh great ones!
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Merkin
neep.


Registered: 07/04/03
Posts: 27,537
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#3137258 - 09/15/04 12:24 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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muhahaaa rather. ~
-------------------- Wheels of cheese wheeels of cheeeeese!!!
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