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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Sum Ridduls 4 yew!
    #3130980 - 09/13/04 08:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



1-Mr. T. D. Snite spends most of his time looking for holes and filling them up. Can you rearrange the letters of his name so that they can spell the name of his profession?


2- Two mothers and two daughters are oohing and aahing over the three adorable kittens in the pet shop window. The ladies buy the kittens, and each leaves the shop with her very own kitten. There were no other kittens in the shop and no one has to share a kitten. Ho wcan three kittens be divided amonth two mothers and two daughters?

3- Bob's pitched a nine-inning game. He faced 27 batters, three each inning, and retired each and every one of them. Fourteen went down by strikeout and 13 were thrown out at first or hit pop flies. It was a remarkable pitching performance, and yet Bob's team lost the game by a score of 2 to 1. How is this possible?



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Edited by YouEnjoyMyself (09/13/04 08:55 PM)


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131055 - 09/13/04 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whats the fun if you give out the awnsers


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131089 - 09/13/04 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

okay...took em out. i'll post them again later if anyone wants...i was just thinking that they woudl ike to check or something.


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131467 - 09/13/04 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im dumb some one tell me


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: twigz]
    #3131597 - 09/13/04 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ANSWERS:


1- Mr. Snite is a dentist. If you ask him, he prefers to be called "Dr. Snite".


2- Easily, the three kitties can be successfully divided if the two mothers and two daughters are a woman, her daughter, and her granddaughter.


3- Bob was a relieft pitcher. He was brought in in the first inning after the first pitcher had already allowed two runs to score.



no one even cares anyways


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131610 - 09/13/04 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yay  :grin:


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131625 - 09/13/04 10:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The first one was easy, the other 2 I was stumped. :tongue:


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3131640 - 09/13/04 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What else is new?


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3131702 - 09/13/04 10:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i didn't get any...wehn i was typing the dentist one on here i realized the holes and filling thing was a HUGE clue.


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3131738 - 09/13/04 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The second was easy also.


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Re: Sum Ridduls 4 yew! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #3131797 - 09/13/04 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tasty_Smurf_House said:
What else is new?




Don't come in here and start acting like an ass to me.
Keep it in OTD!

I'm in a damn good mood! :grin:


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