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OfflineHijinx_Spike
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Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet
    #3130515 - 09/13/04 06:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I was at my local head shop the other day and the guy working told me how jesus used to consume mushrooms. He gave me a few books which also justify this fact. Also reading in the bible exodus 30:23 the mention of rubbing Calamus on everything to bless it. Anyone care to share their thought?


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3131544 - 09/13/04 10:34 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Y'shua ben Miriam never ate mushrooms. Anything growing on dung is not Kosher to begin with, and desert climates are not exactly conducive to water-based mushroomic growth. How do you suppose mummies lasted for millennia?

Calamus [Acorus Calamus] which contains the mescaline precursor TMA was one of the listed components of the Holy Anointing Oil that Moses and Aaron were to use on the ritual objects in the Holy of Holies - and upon themselves. Oddly, 'Peak's Commentary on the Bible' deletes that one single ingredient! Although I have [illegally] picked Calamus from New Jersey's Great Swamp, I never did consume it, but William Emboden's book 'Narcotic Plants' gives a good description of its effect on a forest ranger.

It is conceivable that enough Calamus oil absorbed transdermally helped facilitate a state of consciousness that opened one to the Shekhinah - the Dwelling Glory of GOD - upon the gold Mercy Seat between the Cherubim on the Ark of the Covenant. To attribute the Feminine Presence of GOD soley to the effects of a psychedelic agent is just plain reductionistic if not offensive to all Jews from all times.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #3131593 - 09/13/04 10:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

im sorry markos De Gnostic

Your a brilliant man

and my head reels whenever i try to read a sentance you write


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3131617 - 09/13/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks, but is it a pleasant "reel" or an unpleasant "reel?" I mean, I don't mind imparting a contact high, but I don't want anyone to get queasy!  :smile:


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3132774 - 09/14/04 02:12 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

It seems like if you were the son of God, you wouldn't really need psychadelics. Just being Jesus would be pretty trippy in itself.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3133306 - 09/14/04 08:05 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

yr friendly local headshop dude shoulda said "some folks think that jesus ate shroomies", heh...heck, there's books by folks who think "jesus" was a code-name for an Amaita muscaria consuming secret jewish fertility cult... (see john allegro, & others in his literary footsteps)
but most folks think that's really reaching, heh...

~

now, as to who (or "Who") jesus was or thought he was or was held to be by his band of followers, or by the gentiles generations later who heard his story (& eventually read & reverered the "revealed word of god" in the holy scriptures) & finally altered the course of euro & world history (for better & for worse, ok?)...
& what it means to be "messiah"...
or "son of god"...
or "a son of man"...
or "the christ"...

well, that's part of the fun --- trying to figure out "the mystery"...
(while admitting that some mysteries may be inherently insoluble, hehheh...)



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greetings to all here & about
& greetings to markos & glad you weathered the latest hurricane, sheesh...

(huh--- oh, my old pastor bob (elca) is down in florida now... i'll hafta ask ezzackly where from sumbuddy who knows...)

be well
shalom
namaste


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #3133409 - 09/14/04 09:40 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

to be fair i was comin down from shrooms when i tried to read that last night, so its not quite as confusing as i thought.

Nevertheless your vocabulary and knowledge continues to impress


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3133962 - 09/14/04 12:49 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

When will people realize that any form of religion is a big pile of SHIT.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Snape]
    #3134008 - 09/14/04 01:06 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe they'll realize it when it becomes true

Depends what you mean by shit i guess


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Snape]
    #3134634 - 09/14/04 04:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Snape said:
When will people realize that any form of religion is a big pile of SHIT.




Modernism for you


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3135060 - 09/14/04 05:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus was gods way of hanging out

Jesus ate all kinds of stimulants.
Mushrooms only being one of many.
It has been said that Jesus was without sin
Not true
God had to understand mans ways
Jesus was gods experience as man
God showed man that by living in sin
It is possiable to be like god
To become sin free
When Jesus became 32 he started his fathers work
But before that Jesus was god living as man

Jesus got high,had kids and married more than one wife.

He also died on the cross.....etc..


Anyway yeah I believe that Jesus spoke of mushrooms and other get highs


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3135081 - 09/14/04 05:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

That is why it is called FAITH! No one in the present day knows because they were not there when he actually lived. It's odd though how our calender is based upon his life though (B.C/A.D)

There is something that is really interesting though and it is in the trip reports and it's titled something like "truth about a drug" that is something that is for pondering.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Hijinx_Spike]
    #3135129 - 09/14/04 05:59 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Hijinx_Spikw said:
I was at my local head shop the other day and the guy working told me how jesus used to consume mushrooms. He gave me a few books which also justify this fact. Also reading in the bible exodus 30:23 the mention of rubbing Calamus on everything to bless it. Anyone care to share their thought?




Calimus sucks and it is a shit high. I got a fucking bad headache from it.

It can DEFINATELY be used for hygene and I believe the American Indians used to chew calimus to keep thier teeth clean as well.

In Exodus 30 shortly after verse 23, it was an ingrediant to a "holey annointing oil" used to annoint things. The other ingrediants were cinnimon and myrrh and the ointment was made "after the art of the apothecary." Also, it was for annointing things, not for even touching a human's flesh Exodus 30:32. I guess it was just too holy!


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Snape]
    #3135139 - 09/14/04 06:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Snape said:
When will people realize that any form of religion is a big pile of SHIT.




Some mushrooms grow on shit.

Some blow your mind.
Some you can eat (yuck!)
Others kill you.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: MAGnum]
    #3135256 - 09/14/04 06:29 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I got so sick on Calamus once that I puked for 16 hours straight. It ain't no hallucinogen; it is poison.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3135263 - 09/14/04 06:29 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well, thanks again, but it's just that I'm old, so with lots more reading and writing, one just sort of accumulates words.


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Re: Jesus, A Shroom Prohpet [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3135276 - 09/14/04 06:32 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

How much did you eat?


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