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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Make me laugh
    #3129524 - 09/13/04 02:52 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Please!


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129560 - 09/13/04 02:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Okay, so I was thinking about this story in which women are unable to have children. Instead of having human babies, they have these weird vegetable (think celery) type children with spiky heads, sort of like coneheads but more like those guys off of Vegetales. The question is, why the fuck are they having these celery children? The situation complicates when the celeries turn undead and begin chasing everyone around in the town and it is sort of a crazy thing, especially when they dress up as beavers and pervy goats to try and lure regular children into their sinister embrace using liquid jellyfish juice, except it's not gross, it's actually rather good because it's a special type of jellyfish that lives in a sea that has yet to be discovered, in a galaxy far, far away. And this is obviously connected to the celery people (maybe they are aliens) but who would have ever thought that aliens were actually vegetables. Maybe that's why children never want to eat their vegetables, because they KNOW.

Anyway, I don't know if that was funny but it's something to think about.


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129568 - 09/13/04 03:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129590 - 09/13/04 03:05 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

This is funny:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghettodelta.html
What time did u get up today? You were up late on here.


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: MOTH]
    #3129600 - 09/13/04 03:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

That's to cute in a very odd way!


unbeliever: That pic is funny all by itself!


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129608 - 09/13/04 03:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
That's to cute in a very odd way!







I try!  :confused: :smile:


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Make me laugh [Re: atomic1]
    #3129611 - 09/13/04 03:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I was up at 7 am...I almost never sleep, so being on here all night getting almost no sleep is very normal for me.


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129624 - 09/13/04 03:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I like to eat poop and drink pee...


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3129651 - 09/13/04 03:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

sounds tasty


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129673 - 09/13/04 03:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I was at this girls house, and her family was there, this was on friday night and we were all getting drunk. And having a good time, and her uncle told me this story.


They were on a vaction in Mexico, and were on the beach. There was a really fat lady parasailing. When she was coming down, she needed help landing and there was 5 guys to kind of catch her and help her. He said that she just took them down like bowling pins and they were just completely leveled, he said it was so fucking funny...i picture it in my mind and laugh.


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3129686 - 09/13/04 03:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

That's funny...I can see that now....hahaha


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129744 - 09/13/04 03:34 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, and with everyone being wasted everyone was laughing there asses off so hard.


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129905 - 09/13/04 03:57 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Fark has some funny news sometime. ww.fark.com


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3129924 - 09/13/04 04:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Make me laugh [Re: shirley knott]
    #3129966 - 09/13/04 04:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: shirley knott]
    #3130207 - 09/13/04 05:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shirley knott said:






:lol:


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: MOTH]
    #3130218 - 09/13/04 05:22 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Okay, so I was thinking about this story in which women are unable to have children.  Instead of having human babies, they have these weird vegetable (think celery) type children with spiky heads, sort of like coneheads but more like those guys off of Vegetales.  The question is, why the fuck are they having these celery children?  The situation complicates when the celeries turn undead and begin chasing everyone around in the town and it is sort of a crazy thing, especially when they dress up as beavers and pervy goats to try and lure regular children into their sinister embrace using liquid jellyfish juice, except it's not gross, it's actually rather good because it's a special type of jellyfish that lives in a sea that has yet to be discovered, in a galaxy far, far away.  And this is obviously connected to the celery people (maybe they are aliens) but who would have ever thought that aliens were actually vegetables.  Maybe that's why children never want to eat their vegetables, because they KNOW. 

Anyway, I don't know if that was funny but it's something to think about.




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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3130222 - 09/13/04 05:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I don't have anything funny atm ...maybe later!


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Re: Make me laugh [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3130223 - 09/13/04 05:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Make me laugh [Re: BigNerd]
    #3130231 - 09/13/04 05:26 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I can't read that!


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