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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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My date with law enforcement!
#3127431 - 09/12/04 09:44 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Literally!
So I had a date tonight! He was a nice guy from my neighborhood. He's a parole officer
He wants to be a cop. It was a little nerve racking. It went okay, we talked alot and watched some movies back at his place. Nothing happened, it was all mostly getting-to-know-eachother talk.
My last BF also wanted to be a cop! Geez, I keep getting caught up with men who are into law enforcement. How the hell am I supposed to grow anything when I've got cops around?
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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cisole
Master of the Beer Bong
Registered: 08/20/04
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127439 - 09/12/04 09:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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damn girl, time for a change of pace?
-------------------- is it life that keeps us going, or us that keeps life going?
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plexus
holding thelight of athousand candles
Registered: 04/24/03
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Loc: texas
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127440 - 09/12/04 09:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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kill them
-------------------- that there, thats not me. i go where i please. im not here. this isnt happening.
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twigz
stick boy
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: plexus]
#3127447 - 09/12/04 09:50 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
plexus said: kill them
im with this guy
-------------------- Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: cisole]
#3127464 - 09/12/04 09:56 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
cisole said: damn girl, time for a change of pace?
That's what I'm talking about!!
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Worf
Lt. Commander
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127555 - 09/12/04 10:21 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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convert him to the darkside!
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127642 - 09/12/04 10:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Steal his keys to the evidence room.
or spark up a joint in front of him and see what he does.
-------------------- -Wash uffitze drive me to firenze
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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Quote:
YouEnjoyMyself said: Steal his keys to the evidence room.
or spark up a joint in front of him and see what he does.
I'm working on it!
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
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Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Quote:
YouEnjoyMyself said: Steal his keys to the evidence room.
Yeah! Fun times ahead!
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BioSore
Drunken' Irish
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127665 - 09/12/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does he know anything about your wonderful... and exciting... behavior?
-------------------- If you dont like my fire, then dont come around, cause' I'm gonna burn one down.
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127668 - 09/12/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, once you get to know him, you should start smoking weed in front of him, see what happens. It's not like he'd arrest you.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: HeavyToilet]
#3127687 - 09/12/04 10:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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ask him to arrest some pot heads so you can get free weed.
-------------------- -Wash uffitze drive me to firenze
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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Posts: 11,505
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: BioSore]
#3127688 - 09/12/04 10:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
BioSore said: Does he know anything about your wonderful... and exciting... behavior?
Is that a sarcastic remark?
He thinks I'm very sweet!
He has no idea!
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127693 - 09/12/04 10:52 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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sweet like some really good dank buds?
-------------------- -Wash uffitze drive me to firenze
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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Oh, much sweeter than that!
Damn...I'm not sure what to do about this. I don't even know if I like him.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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plexus
holding thelight of athousand candles
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127730 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Desiree said: Damn...I'm not sure what to do about this. I don't even know if I like him.
THEN FUCK HIM.
if you dont like him now, fuck him. he probobly can wait to bust people like you. but maybe im generalizing and hes a really cool cop. FUCKING DOUBT IT. ditch him.
-------------------- that there, thats not me. i go where i please. im not here. this isnt happening.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127732 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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have sex and see...jk.
-------------------- -Wash uffitze drive me to firenze
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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Nooo I don't wanna sleep with him! I'm attracted to guys on the right side of the law. They are attracted to me. I prefer the type of guys who aren't necessarily bad, but aren't completely law abiding! The handcuffs are a turn-on though!
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3127796 - 09/12/04 11:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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are those your lips?
-------------------- -Wash uffitze drive me to firenze
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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I get asked this almost everynight!
YES YES YES YES YES YES
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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