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    #3122380 - 09/11/04 03:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

AUDI- Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
BMW- Brutal Money Waster
CHEVROLET- Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.
FIAT- Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FORD- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD- Fix Or Repair Daily
HONDA- Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI- Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN- Nasty Import mmm Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT- Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB- Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless



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Re: cars [Re: ivi]
    #3122563 - 09/11/04 04:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: cars [Re: ivi]
    #3122574 - 09/11/04 04:18 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)


I love cars!!!!!


The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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