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OfflineSilven
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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3117694 - 09/10/04 07:10 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Regardless of how disgusting the idea of this is, I can't wait to read FF's grow log if he really goes through with it.  I hope the little mushrooms grow. 

So the question is:

Will the substance from :ass:
combined with the spores from :syringe:
provide us with :mushroom2: ?

:grin: Silven


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: Silven]
    #3117723 - 09/10/04 07:51 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

FF, you have to do this now. Your name could be made into eternity as the first guy to grow mushrooms off of his own shit. It would be the FFS (Fast Fred Shit) tech. You will need something to aid the myc to travel through the substrait (verm or straw is good). I also suggest a diet of birdseed and high fiber foods (no meat) for a week to make the substrate better.

Definately open the pressure cooker outsidebecause the smell of cooked shit will rank up your house. Good luck and give any of us who gave you good ideas some credit, will you?


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OfflineZeroArmy27
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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: MAGnum]
    #3118101 - 09/10/04 10:52 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

It's just got to be a human taboo not to mess with human shit. I can walk my dog in the park and scoop his poop, but I sure as hell don't want to clean up another person's feces. I guess moms 'n dads get used to it after having a baby...

Go for it Fred. I was just expressing my own disgust for poop. I really want to see the grow log, it's gonna be the shit.

...pun intended...

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: Ayrios]
    #3118361 - 09/10/04 12:11 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I don't know why, but for some reason human shit is 10x more disgusting than horse or cow dung.  :sick:

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: DrJonez]
    #3120042 - 09/10/04 07:48 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

FF has a MEAN sense of humour. :devil:

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120075 - 09/10/04 08:03 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

i highly doubt that you would be 'the first person' to try try this, as people have been growing mushrooms for hundreds of years, but you'd probably be the first person this year.

i said don't do it, but if you are keen and willing to try for us (with pics, naturally) then, well, er..... um... er.... well, let us know how you get on. tell us your plans - gonna pasteurise it in the toilet, or in the oven?


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: shirley knott]
    #3120107 - 09/10/04 08:13 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

FF, you can start selling your own line of  :poop:.  You can call it "Fast Fred's Human Mushroom Poo".  I can see it now.  Maybe you can even be a shroomery sponsor.

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: shirley knott]
    #3120109 - 09/10/04 08:14 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

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shirley knott said:
i highly doubt that you would be 'the first person' to try try this, but you'd probably be the first person this year.




he would probably be the first in history to admit to it....

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120135 - 09/10/04 08:19 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl:
please post a grow log


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120202 - 09/10/04 08:34 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

If you do post a grow log please omit the shots of you producing the substrate.


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: dog]
    #3120662 - 09/10/04 10:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Update: I'm still working on the diet. I'm socking up on potatoes, rice, corn, and grains. I'll try to keep the pics as non-disgusting as possible. However they will feature pictures of human shit obviously, so be prepared.


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120801 - 09/10/04 10:48 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Anno ... ANNO!


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120814 - 09/10/04 10:50 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Remember FF you can't grow on fresh shit it has to be aged. Horse/cow shit aged a year works best. Also nitrates and nitrites are a nono along with many other preservatives, dyes, etc; often added to people food. GL FF

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3120865 - 09/10/04 11:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

you need a game plan, how are you gonna do this, because i promise pooping n a jar and putting a tyvek lid on and sterilizing isnt gonna work, the texture will be all messed up and un-colonizable for the mycel.
pasteurizing isnt gonna work just cause theres too much bad bacteria and prolly no good bacteria.
maybe if you mixed 99% pasteurized straw and 1% sterilized poop it could work but then its really just growing on straw.
for this to have a firm foundation you are going to have to have your poop be the bigger percentage, but yur gonna have to dry it out a bit and mix it with somthing
straw/verm/peat/ or somthing.
I know there is scientific reasons this shouldnt work but do it anyways fred
lets give him some help and encouragment guys everybody here knows they wanna know no matter how disgusting it is.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: Psychoslut]
    #3121805 - 09/11/04 10:06 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

i can't believe it ...another shitty thread about human shit

good luck FF, finaly something you can sink your teeth into...

if i were you i would set my shit outside in the sun all day to age it quicker.
and mix in some straw you can't go wrong with straw

i know we didn't get off to a good start, but i'm willing to make it up to you by helping you all i can, so long as you don't go and get shitty again :mushroom2:


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: george castanza]
    #3121848 - 09/11/04 10:29 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I'll try not to.

Update: I'm getting sick of rice...

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: george castanza]
    #3121859 - 09/11/04 10:34 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

george castanza said:
good luck FF, finaly something you can sink your teeth into...






:rotfl:

you people are killing me...

Fred... Rise does get old after a bit, but it still beats eating hay

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3130871 - 09/13/04 06:01 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

how about an update ff?


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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: george castanza]
    #3130881 - 09/13/04 06:06 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

My diet broke down... I smoked a bunch of weed and started eating real food again. This time I'm going to stick to the diet though. I still have plenty of rice.

I'll post again when I actually produce some quality shit.

-FF

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Re: ... Man shit. [Re: fastfred]
    #3131918 - 09/13/04 09:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Vegan Poo

Mr. Wobblehead says he did it, and it was colonizing well, but he never said if he got fruits, and there were no pictures.


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