Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

MagicBag.co Shop: Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
Who wants to get married?
    #3107033 - 09/08/04 02:52 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I'm getting old and lonely. My man lives to far away and I don't want to wait for him anymore.  I just want to get married and start my life over with someone new....I'll get rid of the BF!
Anyone interested?


p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus! :thumbup:


I am really bored right now
Marry Me?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (09/08/04 12:00 AM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBleaK
paradox
Registered: 06/23/02
Posts: 1,583
Last seen: 10 years, 3 months
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107068 - 09/08/04 03:15 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

no law binding contracts on my relationships.


--------------------
"You cannot trust in law, unless you can trust in people. If you can trust in people, you don't need law." -J. Mumma

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMOTH
Wild Woman
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107085 - 09/08/04 03:27 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I'm already wed, otherwise I'd definately consider it!  :wink:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinewrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,679
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 1 day, 13 hours
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107234 - 09/08/04 05:20 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

arent you still married?


--------------------
how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3107264 - 09/08/04 05:50 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Shhh
only by law! :smirk:


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRoKiSdEaD
Stranger
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/17/02
Posts: 599
Loc: South Flag
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107385 - 09/08/04 07:59 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCyber
Ash
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/14/04
Posts: 1,476
Loc: Dearborn Michigan
Last seen: 10 months, 15 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107493 - 09/08/04 08:59 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus!




I would but I am married and have a girlfriend.
Man they need to make polygamy legal!

As for stamina I only last about 2 hours. 6 if on shrooms :wink:

For those who would get upset over the fact that I have a wife and a girlfriend. Both know of the other and accept it. I have had my wife for 13 years and my girlfriend for 10 years. If the law would have allowed, I would have married both!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAnnom
※※※※※※
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/22/02
Posts: 6,367
Loc: Europe
Last seen: 10 months, 6 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Cyber]
    #3107513 - 09/08/04 09:12 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCyber
Ash
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/14/04
Posts: 1,476
Loc: Dearborn Michigan
Last seen: 10 months, 15 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Annom]
    #3107518 - 09/08/04 09:14 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Annom said:
Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?




Yes

I was once asked what I would do if I came home and found my wife in bed with another man. To which I responded, "I would say: Hot dam, Threesome!" And then proceed to take my close off and join in.  :thumbup:

Edited by Cyber (09/08/04 09:19 AM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAnnom
※※※※※※
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/22/02
Posts: 6,367
Loc: Europe
Last seen: 10 months, 6 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Cyber]
    #3107524 - 09/08/04 09:18 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

ok... that's great!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: RoKiSdEaD]
    #3108230 - 09/08/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RoKiSdEaD said:
As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY  evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P




He is not at war. Just far away and I'm impatient! :smirk:


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesilversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3108366 - 09/08/04 02:02 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.


--------------------


"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMAGnum
veteran

Registered: 07/08/04
Posts: 2,421
Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3108382 - 09/08/04 02:06 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


--------------------
Agent 727
7

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 8 months, 20 days
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3108422 - 09/08/04 02:18 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.




I'll pass. :grin:


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaba
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/30/02
Posts: 3,881
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3109309 - 09/08/04 05:24 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Let's see your picture, other than those saucy lips.

If you look like her
<===
I'll fly over to wherever you are right now and get on one knee...


--------------------
Fold for The Shroomery!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineImpala
ImpalaPUA
Male

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 65
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3109432 - 09/08/04 05:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I'm gonna get married.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSuffer
puter dork
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 1,090
Loc: MA
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110222 - 09/08/04 08:31 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings :penis:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemuse_sick
ĤŌĿŶĞЋ0$Ŧ

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/15/03
Posts: 9,399
Loc: Giu La Testa
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110340 - 09/08/04 08:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

+maririage is deth


--------------------
:beakedwhale:

Edited by muse_sick (09/14/04 09:48 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesilversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110341 - 09/08/04 08:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.




I'll pass. :grin:



Your loss


--------------------


"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleLe_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1 Flag
Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Suffer]
    #3111601 - 09/09/04 12:32 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Suffer said:
I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings :penis:




Except for the fun piercings, that sounds like my story....

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

MagicBag.co Shop: Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* . dr_gonz 2,303 17 05/10/05 03:03 AM
by kolcu
* How old are you, the 1st Shroomery census
( 1 2 3 4 ... 43 44 )
Ripple 141,662 860 01/07/24 05:50 PM
by 2C-Beatz
* If you've been to a gathering, has it changed your relationship with Shroomerites online? MOTH 944 1 06/27/05 11:57 AM
by Silversoul
* How often do you masturbate?
( 1 2 3 all )
TODAY 14,009 52 09/28/15 04:02 PM
by DavesTrippy
* Is Marijuana A Gateway Drug?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Jackal 21,100 81 12/06/12 07:05 PM
by cpw1971
* Monday / Friday Fliquid 1,042 9 05/12/05 09:32 PM
by lilbilski4life
* Are you single?
( 1 2 all )
CaRnAgECaNdYS 3,201 23 12/21/04 06:33 PM
by World Spirit
* Religion and Drugs
( 1 2 all )
daba 9,393 28 07/16/05 03:29 AM
by harloh

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Ythan, Anno, Thor, Link, Seuss, geokills
4,209 topic views. 0 members, 1 guests and 1 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.051 seconds spending 0.031 seconds on 19 queries.