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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Who wants to get married?
    #3107033 - 09/08/04 04:52 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm getting old and lonely. My man lives to far away and I don't want to wait for him anymore.  I just want to get married and start my life over with someone new....I'll get rid of the BF!
Anyone interested?


p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus! :thumbup:


I am really bored right now
Marry Me?
You may choose only one
I Will
I Won't
Maybe some other time
Who are you?


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OfflineBleaK
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107068 - 09/08/04 05:15 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

no law binding contracts on my relationships.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107085 - 09/08/04 05:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm already wed, otherwise I'd definately consider it!  :wink:


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107234 - 09/08/04 07:20 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

arent you still married?


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3107264 - 09/08/04 07:50 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Shhh
only by law! :smirk:


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OfflineRoKiSdEaD
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107385 - 09/08/04 09:59 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P


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OfflineCyber
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3107493 - 09/08/04 10:59 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus!




I would but I am married and have a girlfriend.
Man they need to make polygamy legal!

As for stamina I only last about 2 hours. 6 if on shrooms :wink:

For those who would get upset over the fact that I have a wife and a girlfriend. Both know of the other and accept it. I have had my wife for 13 years and my girlfriend for 10 years. If the law would have allowed, I would have married both!


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OfflineAnnomM
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Cyber]
    #3107513 - 09/08/04 11:12 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?


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OfflineCyber
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Annom]
    #3107518 - 09/08/04 11:14 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Annom said:
Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?




Yes

I was once asked what I would do if I came home and found my wife in bed with another man. To which I responded, "I would say: Hot dam, Threesome!" And then proceed to take my close off and join in.  :thumbup:


Edited by Cyber (09/08/04 11:19 AM)


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Cyber]
    #3107524 - 09/08/04 11:18 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ok... that's great!


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: RoKiSdEaD]
    #3108230 - 09/08/04 03:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RoKiSdEaD said:
As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY  evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P




He is not at war. Just far away and I'm impatient! :smirk:


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3108366 - 09/08/04 04:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.


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OfflineMAGnum
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3108382 - 09/08/04 04:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: silversoul7]
    #3108422 - 09/08/04 04:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.




I'll pass. :grin:


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3109309 - 09/08/04 07:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Let's see your picture, other than those saucy lips.

If you look like her
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I'll fly over to wherever you are right now and get on one knee...


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3109432 - 09/08/04 07:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna get married.


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110222 - 09/08/04 10:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings :penis:


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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110340 - 09/08/04 10:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

+maririage is deth


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Edited by muse_sick (09/14/04 11:48 PM)


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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3110341 - 09/08/04 10:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no.  I'll have sex with you, though.




I'll pass. :grin:



Your loss


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Who wants to get married? [Re: Suffer]
    #3111601 - 09/09/04 02:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Suffer said:
I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings :penis:




Except for the fun piercings, that sounds like my story....


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