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I am my own grampa
    #3099907 - 09/06/04 06:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown- up daughter
Who had beautiful hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother
for she was my father's wife.
To complicate matters worse,
although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then
that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
and it makes me all too blue,
Because, although, she is my wife,
she's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And, every time I try to think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For, now I have become the strangest
case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am also my own grandpa!


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Re: I am my own grampa [Re: ]
    #3099920 - 09/06/04 06:51 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

is that some sort of country song or something?


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Re: I am my own grampa [Re: felix]
    #3100025 - 09/06/04 07:29 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

felix said:
is that some sort of country song or something?




It's from The Stupids.
I use to have that song on mp3. Tom Anrold sings it.


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I will eat your soul."
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Re: I am my own grampa [Re: Requiem]
    #3100347 - 09/06/04 09:11 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

isn't there an episode of futurama where fry becomes his own grandpa?

:smile:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: I am my own grampa [Re: kaiowas]
    #3100425 - 09/06/04 09:27 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kaiowas said:
isn't there an episode of futurama where fry becomes his own grandpa?

:smile:




yes, he goes ack to the 1940's and fucks his grandma, after he got his grpa killed


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