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InvisibleMOTH
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I want to be ordained
    #3098802 - 09/06/04 01:44 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I want to be an ordained priest.  You can do it online nowadays and get genuine certification.  So what do you think??  Should I be Reverend Ellemy?  :grin:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: MOTH]
    #3098813 - 09/06/04 01:47 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Have you been drinking again?  :wink:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3098816 - 09/06/04 01:47 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

seems that way :wink:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: Ripple]
    #3098838 - 09/06/04 01:56 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I'm drunk on God.  :grin:

Just think...I could do the vows for any of my friends weddings AND I think my dad would go nuts.  I can just picture it now...

Dad:  "Michelle, you need to start going to church." 

Me:  "That's REVEREND Michelle, father-dearest.  And I have all the church I need in this little certificate here." 

:grin: 

Mean of me, but it might be worth it!


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: MOTH]
    #3098859 - 09/06/04 02:02 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Nice!!!  :thumbup:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: MOTH]
    #3098978 - 09/06/04 02:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: muse_sick]
    #3099003 - 09/06/04 02:31 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Badass!!  Thank you!  :grin:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: MOTH]
    #3099144 - 09/06/04 03:20 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

You should become a minister in the Peyote Way....

...now that's something I could support.


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: Hooty]
    #3099160 - 09/06/04 03:24 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Is is possible to do that?  I thought that only Native Americans could.  I'd do it in a second, though.  :thumbup:


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Re: I want to be ordained [Re: MOTH]
    #3099517 - 09/06/04 05:05 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

The Peyote Way doesn't have the same ethnic requirements as the Native American Church, it's an all all-race, non-denominational organization.

http://www.peyoteway.org/

but as far as becomming a minister in the peyote way, I'm not sure what that requires...or if it's even possible.


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