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Swazi king chooses another wife
    #3098468 - 09/06/04 12:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)


Africa's last absolute monarch, King Mswati III, has chosen a 16-year-old beauty queen as his latest bride-to-be.
The Miss Teenage Swaziland finalist appeared at last week's annual reed dance during which 20,000 bare-breasted virgins parade in his honour.

The 36-year-old king's behaviour has been criticised in a nation with one of the world's highest HIV/Aids rates.

He already has one fiancee and 11 wives. Campaigners had hoped the king would be satisfied with 12 wives.


His father had more than 60 wives.

In line with Swazi tradition, a fiancee becomes a wife once she falls pregnant.

Plans to build new palaces for each of his wives are also draining the tiny country's resources, with the IMF urging cut-backs as poverty and food shortages hit ordinary Swazis.

His 10th wife, Zena Mahlangu, was controversially abducted two years ago when she was 18.

Her parents failed to get their daughter returned after taking the king's aides to court for unlawfully detaining her.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3098472 - 09/06/04 12:04 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

...lucky bastard.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3098512 - 09/06/04 12:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

now thats BIG pimpin'


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3098957 - 09/06/04 02:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Thats what happens when blacks are put into offical positions.... it's like fiddy cent running a country. If only malt likka was served at his co'uh'nashun.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3099262 - 09/06/04 03:51 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

On a related note, King Mswati III has stated he really doesn't give a damn, because he's too busy bangin really, really hot young chicks. When asked what his motivations were, he simply responded..


It's good to be da king.





yeah.. mel brooks wins. seriously that sucks for his country, including all those 16 year old boys that were tryin to nail that chick, they totally got beaten


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: CRAZYFUKR]
    #3099312 - 09/06/04 04:04 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CRAZYFUKR said:
now thats BIG pimpin'




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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: d33p]
    #3099455 - 09/06/04 04:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Is there a pic of this chick somewhere?


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3099599 - 09/06/04 05:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Black family values at their peak! move ove rJeffersons


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: retread]
    #3099773 - 09/06/04 06:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dood!
u only get 1 chance to try to be funny each thread. now you've blown it twice.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: retread]
    #3099821 - 09/06/04 06:19 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

you are pretty racist.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: Libertarian]
    #3099912 - 09/06/04 06:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Come on, the Jeffersons reference, that was funny!


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: retread]
    #3099960 - 09/06/04 07:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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retread said:
Come on, the Jeffersons reference, that was funny!




no it wasnt you speak like an ignorant racist, I am not pc by any means, but you simply missed the mark and are racist.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: retread]
    #3102324 - 09/07/04 10:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

while i defend your right to be racist, i'm a black guy so suck my balls. that being said. a person with a little bit of intelligence could plainly see that it is all races of people who take advantage of power. look at iraq, his people starving and he' builds himself palaces and statues to feed his ego. north korea, china, most of the middle eastern countries, clinton got his dick sucked, and he's white just like you.


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Re: Swazi king chooses another wife [Re: question_for_joo]
    #3102357 - 09/07/04 10:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

on the plus side he gets a lot of strange pu**y

a negative is he has many wives and if anyone here is married they know one is plenty....trust me on this one.


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