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Invisiblebert
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Smelly Roommate...
    #3078836 - 09/01/04 07:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I moved into a double recently and quickly have noticed that my roommate and all of his clothes smell funky-not-so-fresh. At first I thought a rat had died somewhere but subsequently identified the odoriffic articles in question. I feel bad telling him though because he's nice guy and all. What do I do?


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3078852 - 09/01/04 07:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

spray him with some air freshener when he's not looking.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3078856 - 09/01/04 07:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

tell him he's a nice guy who stinks


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3078869 - 09/01/04 07:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

start leaving soap and fresh towels and loofa sponges and body wash and toothpaste around .


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3078882 - 09/01/04 07:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I have this problem with a friend of mine....he's clean and everything just smells funny for some reason.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3078883 - 09/01/04 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

its probably what he eats?


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3078973 - 09/01/04 07:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

He eats only ramen noodles and RC Cola.  I'm just going to douse his dirty clothes pile with after shave.  Problem solved.  Thanks Pub, you've done it again. :thumbup:


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3078975 - 09/01/04 07:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

burn it and give him a fresh start.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: funkymonk]
    #3078987 - 09/01/04 07:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I could sure go for a fresh tart.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3079180 - 09/01/04 08:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe its not your friend. Maybe its YOU asking for advice how to stop YOUR odor problems. If you really want to stop stinking up the place just eat peaches and rub roses on your ass.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: I2ancid]
    #3079201 - 09/01/04 08:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

what does peaches do?


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #3079207 - 09/01/04 08:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

They harness a pleasent aroma suitable for the masking of foul body precipates.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: I2ancid]
    #3079224 - 09/01/04 08:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pineapple is also k3y


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: Ripple]
    #3079356 - 09/01/04 09:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This must be one of those declining post you were talking about


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3079390 - 09/01/04 09:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

na....Bert's ok!


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: bert]
    #3080661 - 09/02/04 02:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

a bottle of that wonderful stuff they call febreeze. leave it out. and when he's around be like 'damn! something stinks man....wonder what it is?'

hints.
cause you gotta watch out or you may start to pick up the scent too.


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Re: Smelly Roommate... [Re: felix]
    #3080796 - 09/02/04 02:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I love fabreeze too. I'd like to kiss the person who invented it.


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