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Offlinereidy_vancolo
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Unanswerable Question
    #3065815 - 08/29/04 06:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Heres a quick question that i dont really think any one can truly know without being erm blind and a bit wierd as well lol but any way here goes.....

when does a blind man(or woman) know when he/she is finished wiping ????
il leave you all to ponder this great mystery.


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3065919 - 08/29/04 06:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

silly, blind people don't use paper..they use it to wipe their fingers..



its all about the texture


Edited by goobler (08/29/04 06:55 PM)


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: goobler]
    #3066048 - 08/29/04 07:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

lol!

but maybe they have a maid or nurse or somthing? that brings up a whole bunch of wrong


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3066130 - 08/29/04 07:59 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

ewwww
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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3070203 - 08/30/04 07:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Shouldn't it be their dog's job to do that?


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3070266 - 08/30/04 07:21 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Thats not funny! My mother is blind, and she makes me wipe her down there...its especially uncomfortable when she has her "monthly visitor"


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: Boom]
    #3070450 - 08/30/04 08:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

my little sister is blind and cant take care of herself. it seems i'm constantly wiping her ass.. but dont worry i wash my hands well and use lots of purell.

anyways, how do they know..? they learn to use their other senses, and usually have a very sensitive sense of touch. they can feel when their inner asscheeks are dry.

now dont ever make fun of blind people again or i will whoop your ass. :mad2:


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: iloveraving]
    #3070535 - 08/30/04 08:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I assume this means you

A: look at your ass in the mirror to verify wipage
B: look at the toilet paper..

Im not sure everyone does this..


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: Vampire999]
    #3070541 - 08/30/04 08:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

That or when in dout... they just wipe again hehe.

Can you spare a square??


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: Vampire999]
    #3070551 - 08/30/04 08:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i look at the paper myself.

if i go to europe i'm bringing my own TP.


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3075233 - 08/31/04 08:30 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

until their butt is raw.


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #3075448 - 08/31/04 09:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I imagine blind people wipe a whole bunch of times. Just to be sure.

Maybe they start smelling the toilet paper?

We need a resident blind person to answer such questions.


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3078802 - 09/01/04 07:03 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I guess smelling the toilet paper would work


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: UncleMike]
    #3078841 - 09/01/04 07:10 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

no, never smell. cause then someone can sneak up on you and hit your hand when its in your face and you get shitfaced. :thumbdown:

cant fool a blind person yo.


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Re: Unanswerable Question [Re: iloveraving]
    #3078849 - 09/01/04 07:13 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you could have a smelly point there


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