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i am jesus
    #3063738 - 08/29/04 12:45 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

could you prove me wrong????????















:jesus:          now why would anyone wear a cross on themselves or put it in a church????That's fucking traumatazing!!!
how would you like it if you saw what killed you on a daily basis on your "believers"??I wish people knew better.But if i really told you all i was jesus,what would you expect?the lies in the bible?I mean people mess up in the begining of the bible.God said to eat plants,and although he gave humans everything,he didn't say you can kill animals to eat.And jesus walking on water,i think it was meant as a metaphor.In fact,some of the bible is written like a song of a metaphors,and the atrist has gone crazy for everyones lack of interprating the good message and making it their own.....
So am i in the "I'm jesus club" or arn't i?
Why does anyone wait for "me",lol?
instead of waiting for a messiah,shouldn't we all just be all we can be and just love,why the hell do we need jesus or a prophet?
its kind of messed up people need "miracles" to happen so something can be proven........

whenever i think of jesus,i think about peter griffin from family guy,lol.
not as jesus,but i make a comparison.
how can all the terrible people in the world inscend?
i'm jesus,im am,i'm god,i'm budda,i'm will smith(hehe),i'm  george bush,i'm the plumber,i'm you

so where am i going with myself




the way i look at is this way,all of you are my body parts,and i am a body part to you.

doesn't it make sense that we keep our body clean and healthy and we would not want anything bad to happen to it????

so is the cure amputation or a antidote?
there is no messiah,we are the messiahs,we are all suppose to be martyrs.thats hows love and heaven starts off.
saying i'll bleed for you no matter what.
you will bleed for me.i shall bleed for all of you.
you all shall bleed for me and all,and they shall all bleed for you.


i've cut myself before,and i still do.
and i've bled for myself and others.
out of pain and love.
it lets me feel good
and it does feel good.

could we all bleed for each other?
why does a world do,when they see a mass of people
like thousands,bleeding them selves for each other and all??
not slicing their wrists up like killing themselves,but you get my point...
"we'll bleed for you because we love you"



the wounded will leave a trail
will those who love me,mend me?
if no action on that,i stay true to what i say
and if i ever got to bite my tongue
let it drop tears,or gush falls from my lip
and you can see my insides
i give you what makes me alive
for you,i'll keep bleeding,till i die
the unafflicted will think they are well
blessed are the wounded
if it was ever the second time around
maybe i never did speak so loud
right now,here we live
let this verb comply
let live,be love,alive
If we rolled around on time
how would we get there?
If i didn't give myself to you,then who would?
Wouldn't love be the ultimate protection?


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063750 - 08/29/04 12:47 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hello, Jesus. How does it feel to be back?


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063757 - 08/29/04 12:49 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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tnecseda said:
could you prove me wrong????????





you do a good job of that on your own.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3063758 - 08/29/04 12:49 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hahah,you can never really leave


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063765 - 08/29/04 12:51 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

this isn't attention seeking exactly,its more like what would you say.
everybody says they would give the real jesus a chance,but the thing is,you wouldn't.hardcore christians wouldn't believe it,even if there was a miracle,i mean some would,but i mean,if you bumped into jeses,and he said he was jesus,you would call him crazy.let alone a person posting on the shroomery......or is the irony of it all?


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Re: i am jesus [Re: nunciate]
    #3063799 - 08/29/04 01:03 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nunciate said:
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tnecseda said:
could you prove me wrong????????





you do a good job of that on your own.



but, in the interest of real debate, you are the one making the claim, thus you must provide evidence of said claim.

and who the hell gave this thread a five shroom rating?
...
mhmm.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063802 - 08/29/04 01:05 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I am sorry, but I am not equipped to explain the actions of Jesus, so I had no knowledge of where you had been. Sorry, Jesus.

P.S.: Please don't send me to Hell for this.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3063804 - 08/29/04 01:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

even if you did go to hell,you get to heaven


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Re: i am jesus [Re: nunciate]
    #3063805 - 08/29/04 01:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nunciate said:
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tnecseda said:
could you prove me wrong????????





you do a good job of that on your own.




Not necessarily. If the real Jesus came back, and said he wasn't Jesus, and gave reasons why he's not Jesus, it doesn't mean he's not Jesus


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063851 - 08/29/04 01:20 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you and your old man can go fuck yourselves

man ive been waiting to tell you two off for a while, you know where i live if you want to make something of it cross-boy.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: kilgore_trout]
    #3063859 - 08/29/04 01:22 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

whos the old man??and what the hell are you talking about man?


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063870 - 08/29/04 01:24 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

your pops, "the father"

if you are jesus you and your dad can go fuck yourselves. if you want a beating worse than that passion movie, your all knowing father can tell you where i am.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063877 - 08/29/04 01:26 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

He's reffering to God because he probably didn't get prayers answered or something.

The most fundamental anger on this planet is at God!

Let it pass tnecsda! It's healthy for people to vent this stuff!

Good post! :thumbup:


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Re: i am jesus [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3063891 - 08/29/04 01:30 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i know hes referring to god,but to call god a father,hmm well i dunno.
we're all fathers and mothers to our own imagination,thats the beauty of life.and from being fathers and mothers,we also have out brothers and sisters,the people you influence mom and dad.if brother and sister love,mom and dad will give birth to ideas of love.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: Ravus]
    #3063905 - 08/29/04 01:33 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Quote:

nunciate said:
Quote:

tnecseda said:
could you prove me wrong????????





you do a good job of that on your own.




Not necessarily. If the real Jesus came back, and said he wasn't Jesus, and gave reasons why he's not Jesus, it doesn't mean he's not Jesus



that has little to do with what I wrote.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063912 - 08/29/04 01:37 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Charles Manson tried to say the same thing.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: April]
    #3063926 - 08/29/04 01:41 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

if i said my name was jake,would it make any diffrence???


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063929 - 08/29/04 01:43 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

would jesus come back as himself or be reborn??
it wouldn't be cool to make the same mistake twice.
maybe the new testament will just be a reminder for him but i don't think jesus would read the bible and believe in it.i think jesus just to be a regular guy.


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Re: i am jesus [Re: tnecseda]
    #3063933 - 08/29/04 01:44 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Why does anyone wait for "me",lol?
instead of waiting for a messiah,shouldn't we all just be all we can be and just love,why the hell do we need jesus or a prophet?




As can be seen in the world everyday, not everyone can love. People murder, lie, cheat, steal. Really analyze the state of of the percent humanity that lacks compassion and tell me that there is no "need" for a change in spirituality. (A change through some localized... .... energy ball ... aka messiah)


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Re: i am jesus [Re: ld50negative1]
    #3063944 - 08/29/04 01:47 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

anyone to claim the answer,and if they do,they would be put out.it would damn annoying to get killed everytime you try to show everyone love.thats love.going through that.i think people need to realize that.


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