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Offlineadamj
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Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose!
    #3056377 - 08/27/04 12:33 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Heh, my buddy and I must've left the door open or something while we were smoking up, because when I came back from dropping him off there was a damn bat in the house. I was walking down the stairs to my basement when all of a sudden a black object comes swooshing at me. I let out a quick "What the fuck?!" and dive down to the ground, rolling into my room.

I looked outside my room and didn't see it. So I opened the outside door just incase... but I was pretty sure it went upstairs.

So I go upstairs and sure enough my cat comes up to me, but all of a sudden freezes.... then dashes towards the bathroom!

Fucking cat get back here!!! The cat is goin berserk in the bathroom while I'm trying to get it out and I have a bat flying around like hell.

I got the cat out and trapped the bat in the bathroom. I'm looking for my net, but it's late and I think I'll just let the bat tire itself out. Hahaha... can't wait until my mother or sister goes into the bathroom in the morning! hahahahahahah

I put a sign on the door, maybe they'll see it through their groggy morning eyes.

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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: adamj]
    #3056576 - 08/27/04 01:27 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha bats are EVIL!!


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: adamj]
    #3056601 - 08/27/04 01:33 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Heheh! :lol:

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OfflineVampire999S
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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3056609 - 08/27/04 01:34 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

dood we dont have stuff like that in AZ..

Well hrmm thats a lie we do have bats.. but they are really small and the worse they could do it maybe freak you out a bit..

we got cool scary stuff like scropions and rattle snakes and jumping attacking cacti bushes.


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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: Vampire999]
    #3056661 - 08/27/04 01:50 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

We have hodags here in the caves of Tennessee. Trust me, you don't want to meet one... :tongue:

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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: adamj]
    #3056793 - 08/27/04 02:42 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I get em in here all the time. i haven't done the ninja bedroom roll yet.  :grin:


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Re: Ahhhhh!! Bat in the hoose! [Re: Magash]
    #3056927 - 08/27/04 04:27 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

lol!


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