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Phychotron
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Strange trip to the store....
#3056118 - 08/26/04 11:27 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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so i go to the store, for pepsi, the only store open this late, Safeway. So i pull up with the dead bumpin, and i leave my lights on as usual, so some guy is walking into the store and he points to the lights, i turn them off, and get out of the car... so i was like 10 feet behind the guy, some old biker walkin with a limp. So he let's his wife walk while he kinda stands there waiting for me to catch up... now this is a small town, so thier isnt really anything to worry about, so he says to me "you know anyone who wants to buy some vicodin" as he starts walkin beside me. i respond "not today"... so he goes on "i get em for my back, but they pay the bills from time to time.... " and i was like "yea, i hear that"... so we get into the store and i get some cerial, milk, circus animals, and turkey, and i'm about to walk out, then i was like "shit, i forgot pepsi" so i go back and grab some, and i get to the check out stand and thiers these 2 young chicks with really nice racks right in front of me, and they get to the CUTE AS HELL checker (she must be new) and they hand her thier keys, and say 'can i get my pictures' now that didnt make any sence(probably friends), and the checker was like 'yea, let me do this guy first'... so they were like 'yea ok' and then she 'did me' and then i took off....
so i forgot the candy bars, and i walk into the house and i hear all kinds of shit from my mom... and it's like 'fuck, i forgot'.... yea, i forgot 3 days ago too... honestly. so yea, i got bitched at for not gettin the candy bars (and paying for them too)
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SoDak_Stranger
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Re: Strange trip to the store.... [Re: Phychotron]
#3056199 - 08/26/04 11:49 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahah....what the holy hell...that was 5 min. i'll never get back...story that went absolutely nowhere but kept me intrigued to find out what the point of the story was....NOTHING!
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HeavyToilet
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Re: Strange trip to the store.... [Re: Phychotron]
#3056211 - 08/26/04 11:51 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have bought some vicodin.
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Phychotron
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Quote:
SoDak_Stranger said: hahahah....what the holy hell...that was 5 min. i'll never get back...story that went absolutely nowhere but kept me intrigued to find out what the point of the story was....NOTHING!
glad i could help
ya, i was going to, but i was like, nah, i need the money.
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SoDak_Stranger
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Re: Strange trip to the store.... [Re: Phychotron]
#3056237 - 08/26/04 11:57 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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first...was expecting some to happen with you and the old dude....then happen with you the checker....then with you and the 2 girls.....then i find out it ends with you gettin' bitched out for forgeting candy bars....hahahahaha.....
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Phychotron
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well, it was really ackward seeing the guy in the store after that. and those 2 chicks, well, they were cute, but wierd looking... and the checker, dont get me started on the cuteness of this chick.... like, way cute, but you could tell she was all about the bling bling.
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mebesideme
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Re: Strange trip to the store.... [Re: Phychotron]
#3056981 - 08/27/04 05:17 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Perfect stoner ending to stories like that: And it was like.....yeah. You know. It was just...I dunno. You know.
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